“But I Must Admit I Miss You Terribly. The World Is Too Quiet Without You Nearby.”

all video games should have a “I’m shit at video games but I’m curious about the story and I don’t want to watch a let’s play” mode

when a giant cargo container gets stuck in an egyptian canal blocking off 10% of world trade, everyone is like "wow that sucks I guess," but tumblr users pounce like rabid wolves on that shit like

Fine... I'll do it myself

Deadpool is a mercenary, a popular one at that. How does it do it? Well he's not only batshit crazy and good at his job but he has, quite literally, fanbase-

He is the leader of a rock band because who would be ok with a merc being a celebrity of sorts if not some angsty (probably crazy too) teenagers- It's good advertising! Most of his audience tend to want to hire Deadpool afterall.

Spiderman is the hero of the little people and he plans to keep it that way- even if he is a broke student, even if he is balancing a few jobs and is dead tired...

Afterall, how else is he to save up money to buy more Deadpool merch and hopefully actually attend one of his concerts?

Sure- Spiderman isn't one to agree with Mercenary Deadpool... But that doesn't mean he doesn't have ears to listen to the man's music! He respects the art not the act.

You can only imagine his struggle when he meets Deadpool as Spiderman- hiding his excitement and thr fact that he must have an autograph all the while scolding his literal hero.

Dear God

Going through bookmarks on AO3 and seeing a fic deleted is a special type of sadness…

Your blog has singlehandedly risen Samanda shippers and Sybok shippers

I need to get back to doing more Sarek and Amanda stuff

HAJDHAJHDJSD honestly, it’s mostly thanks to you guys who send me these asks, y’all are the true MVPs 😂😂😂

Here lies Rachel. She was in the ocean and she was found out of her head .

the problem with horror now is there is no men in little tank tops and booty shorts