Summers In 6 Months

summers in 6 months

6 months

26 weeks

if you can lose 1lbs a week for the next 6 months

you’ll lose 26lbs

30lbs if you work harder

but that’s 26-30lbs you could drop

and you can be hot and slim for summer

6 months

to get back on your bullshit

think of how good it’ll feel to go walk on a beach without being self conscious

knowing no ones looking at you because your big

but because you look stunning

you can do this

i believe you

the question is

do you believe in yourself?

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