Joey Mentioned He Got To Keep A Warhammer From S3 … @themanta Wrote A Thing That Inspired Me …

A fresh smoliv salad with a vinaigrette

Lemme post something cute. My D&D characters

Blonde, Green & Disappointed -> Lorelai my angsty awkward wood elf ranger

Red, Smirking & Horn(y) -> Ifris my punk teen tiefling sorcerer

Blue, Fishy & Angry -> Arabella my pirate sea elf barbarian

Pink, Cute & Fluffy -> Sabrina my revolutionary tabaxi princess rogue

Auburn, Freckled & Relaxed -> Fëanor my ex-soldier(fighter) elf boy looking for peace

White, Tired & Nerdy -> Will Stan the Wizard Man my pretentious nerdy with a heart of gold(I think?) man

Silver, Sharp & Honorable -> SUSAN my kind and inspiring and hungry dragonborn paladin from my 1st campaign

Dark, Selfish & kind of a ass -> Vantoinne Vane my (un)intentionally rude high elf noble rogue who wants to be the local hero but keeps getting called out for being a bit racist

{Created on picrew Fantasy Hero creator by @irisgallowayart on insta}

Starters!

大好き御三家！by ばん 

wow rude

Reblog if..

● your parents called you fat

● your brother/sister called you fat

● your friends called you fat

● you called yourself fat

● a stranger called you fat

It’s tough being a Ceruledge…

This can only mean good things!

Important Announcement:

April Fools Day (April 1) is one week away. To that end, I just want it known now, well before the day, that this blog will NOT be posting any jump scares, fake announcements, freak-out posts, fake hackings, fake emergencies, fake news, and “gotcha!” stuff on April Fools Day. We’re staying safe and chill around here.

I’m honestly not into April Fools Day, really, unless the jokes are obvious and silly–like Rickrolls and Dad Jokes. Rickrolls and Dad Jokes are just traditional.