I Go To The Grocery Store, Heading Straight For The Dairy Section. Positioning Myself In The Middle Of

rodserlingofficial - Rod Serling

I go to the grocery store, heading straight for the dairy section. Positioning myself in the middle of the milk shelf, I let out one single long, wailing, cheese-curdling scream. Every single carton of fresh dairy product within hearing distance has now been rendered undrinkable. The poor worker whose only task this shift was to keep me out of the store and most importantly away from the dairy at all costs is fired on the spot. I do not linger to bear witness to the grief and destruction I have caused. Knowing that I caused it is enough.

These petty, pointless acts of meaningless evil are the reason that I will not see the kingdom of heaven.

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I LOVE THIS BLOG SO MUCH!! I you have a good Day and enjoyable times! :)

Thank you for the warm words. I hope your evening is pleasant as well. -R.S.


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Baba is correct, this image is a fabrication.

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3 months ago
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scared that theyre gonna get me and theyre gonna get me soon so i locked the door #Scared #Getme #Soon #Locked #Door


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3 months ago

This, as you may be familiar with, is an orb, one containing a rather unique individual. A girl, who is not at all human, but a machine. A singing instrument who is hiding in your Wireless Fidelity. She exists purely on the internet, for the entertainment of millions. Her song is broadcast to... The Twilight Zone.

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2 months ago

Imagine, if you will, a love letter. Now imagine it passionate. It’s brimming with homosexual love.

I'm imagining. Wow that was really passionate and homosexual.


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3 months ago

Mr serling im so sorry i misspelled you name twice autocorrect decided it wanted to fix that but not the k in zone please dont reveal ive been stuck in the twillight zone all my life

You are but an observer, traveling through, never lingering

But if you ever come across anything strange, something that cannot be explained by rational thought, perhaps you have found yourself now a permanent resident of... The Twilight Zone.


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Rod Serling

You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You've just crossed over into... the Twilight Zone.

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