THIS. RIGHT. HERE!
When vampires are portrayed as mainly preying on women that's so unrealistic like I'm sorry but they're too careful especially around strange men. Dudes are much easier. You could literally lurk in a bush in the park at night and call out "whoa look at this fucked up looking squirrel" and have 3 grown men climb in immediately
OKAY I LOVE THIS WAY TOO MUCH
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THIS IS SO FUNNY WHAT THE HECK πππππ I'm gonna start saying thisπππππ
recently when im tempted to say 'i'm gonna kill myself' i try to correct it into saying "im gonna walk into the river and become a trout" or some other form of that. this is my new thing
Am I the only one who is REALLY obsessing right now over 'Hot in herre' by Nelly..... Like I don't know why but it's so good! Especially when you doing squats π
This is the most Tumblr thing I've ever seen π
gif by @daryl-dixon-daydreams
Daryl: Ya got stabbed. Dβya remember anythinβ?
Y/N: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.
Daryl: The world ended. Ainβt no ambulances. I carried ya.
Y/N: But I heard a siren.
Daryl: Thaβ was Rick.
Rick: Sorry, I got nervous.
This is one of the most hilarious things I've seen in awhile πππππ