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Can someone PLEASE write a repzilla fanfic đđđđđ
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recently when im tempted to say 'i'm gonna kill myself' i try to correct it into saying "im gonna walk into the river and become a trout" or some other form of that. this is my new thing
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So I was planning on starting writing the fan fiction on Thursday but I passed out at the gym â
This is one of the most hilarious things I've seen in awhile đđđđđ
THIS IS SO GOOD
Dandy Mott x Chubby/Plus Size Reader
Imagine: Dandy always makes you play House with him whenever you visit.
Word Count: 4.8k
Warnings: smut
Part 1 Masterlist
The LONGGGG awaited Part 2!!
It had been two peaceful weeks since the last time you had seen Dandy and you couldnât get him out of your head. Every night in your dreams, the scene of what might have happened had you not been interrupted played in your mind. Your feelings were conflicted and you didnât want to return to that house until you knew what you wanted. With every single call to your home, you regretted being nice to him more and more. He demanded you to return to him, offering more and more money to your mother. You knew she needed it but she declined because of your wishes. But she had run out of excuses for you now and you had to go back.
Your mother drove you once more towards the house much grander than your own and you felt nervous. Dandy had always been unpredictable but you were worried how he would act with you now. The car had stopped but you still hadnât got out yet. Your mother turned to you, âItâs just one night, whatâs the worst that can happen. Iâll make sure to come by as early as I can to pick you up, okay?â You didnât respond, just nodded in agreement and stepped out, hesitantly walking up to the door as you heard your motherâs car driving away. You lightly knocked on the door, looking down at your feet as you waited for someone to answer.
Dandyâs mother opened it this time and she looked relieved to see you, âOh thank goodness, Dandy has been having one of his tantrums today and I just know that seeing you will put him in a good mood.â Before you could even say hello, she dragged you inside and closed the door, calling out, âDandy, come look whoâs here.â You heard a thud and then a door being opened and Dandyâs voice replying, âI donât care mother, leave me alone.â His mother, not wanting to spoil the surprise, continued, âBut sheâs come all this way, just to see you dear.â You heard heavy footsteps as if he was stomping his way over to the stairs where he could see you standing next to his mother.
Almost instantly, his whole demeanour changed and he perked up. He practically ran down the stairs, excitement on his face, then anger, turning to his mother, âWhy didnât you tell me she was coming, I needed time to prepare.â His mother stuttered but Dandy ignored her in favour of taking your hand and leading you upstairs towards his room. The doors to his playroom were open as you were dragged past it and you saw everything was tipped over and thrown all over the floor. Dandy opened his bedroom door and was only too happy to pull you in and lock the door behind you. He turned to you, a strange smile on his face, âOh, it has been far too long, hasnât it.â You didnât say anything, you couldnât think of anything to say. Your mind was reeling from what had just happened within the span of the last 2 minutes and how youâd gone so quickly from being safe outside the doors to being trapped in Dandyâs bedroom once again with no ways of escaping until early morning.
If Dandy was agitated by your lack of response, he didnât show it, seemingly all too content with just having you back in his presence once more. He stayed close to you, keeping you cornered against the wall, his hands pressed flat either side of your waist to stop you from moving away. He leaned his face in close and took a deep breath, inhaling the scent of your neck. Your chest rose and fell quicker than normal, your nerves getting the better of you. Dandy seemed to be entranced by the movement of your breasts rising upwards, having them spilling out over the top of your corset style dress that was tapered in at the waist and layers of soft fabric flowed over the curve of your hips and down past your knees to your mid calf. It was a modest dress with short puff sleeves and one your mother had bought you for your birthday last year. It seemed wearing it was a mistake as Dandy slowly licked his bottom lip, eyes slowly raking over your plump form, âSuch a delightful body, I wanna see what it looks like underneath it all.â He grinned and your eyes widened, âN-now hold on a minute Dandy, you have to charm a lady first.â You were panicking, you werenât the type of girl who just went about stripping for the first guy who asked. Dandy raised a confused eyebrow, âBut darling, Iâve already charmed you, youâre my wife remember and we need to make a baby to start playing a proper game of house donât we?â
You let out a nervous laugh and raised your hand, âBut Dandy if Iâm your wife I would have a wedding ring and since there is no ring on my finger, I canât play the role of your wife. A-and it would be improper to engage in such activities before marriage, wouldnât you agree?â Dandy said nothing but his brow was furrowed and you wondered if you had perhaps pushed your luck with his seemingly bipolar personality. He sighed and pushed himself back away from you, smoothing his hair back with his hand, âHm I suppose youâre right, wait here, Iâll be back in a moment.â He walked out of the room and headed down the corridor into another room. You stood still for a moment wondering whether it would be worth it to try and leave but your thoughts drifted back to your mother and how much she needed this money. Your father had passed away a few years ago and ever since your mother had been struggling to make ends meet for the two of you, even with both of you working. If you did as you were told and stayed the night, Mrs Mott had promised your mother a lot of money to compensate for your company. As much as you found him insufferable, you knew there was worse situations to be in, so you decided youâd suck it up and deal with it for your mother.
Your thoughts were interrupted by the sound of shoes clicking on the marble floor outside. Dandy re-entered the room with his hands behind his back. You moved away from the wall and Dandy took your left hand into his, keeping his other behind his back. He had a large grin on his face, the sight of which stirred up your nerves as you could only imagine what he had planned that would make him so giddy. He bounced forward on his feet and giggled to himself, placing a soft kiss on the back of your hand as he went down onto one knee, bringing up his other hand to show off a small navy blue velvet covered box. You couldnât stop the gasp from escaping your mouth at the sight of it, putting two and two together. Your right hand came up to place itself on your chest, as if you could try to stop your heart from racing on the outside. You swallowed as Dandy let go of your hand to open the box, revealing a very beautiful ring inside of it. You couldnât deny that it was a lovely ring and it looked incredibly expensive, âOh my, Dandy I-â
Dandy grinned at your reaction, mistaking your nervousness for excitement, âI know dear, nothing but the best for my darling wife.â He took the ring out of the box and placed it upon your ring finger, his grip was firm enough you didnât dare attempt to pull your hand away from him. As Dandy stood up, you couldnât tear your eyes away from your hand, the ring felt a bit tight on your finger but not uncomfortably so, perhaps you just werenât used to wearing much jewellery as you couldnât afford to buy real gold and silver. As you lifted your hand to look at the ring, you noticed the ring band held small diamonds all around it as well as the main stone which was a soft oval shape. Your words caught in your throat as your mouth gaped, your finger held probably a years worth of rent right then. Your eyes drifted back to Dandy who was staring at you with a huge grin on his face, his hands clasped behind his back, seemingly very pleased with your reaction, âI knew youâd love it, though still not as beautiful as you, my love.â
âOh Dandy, this is too much, especially for a game,â if possible, Dandyâs grin only widened, âWell thatâs just it, I donât want to play a game anymore. I want you as my betrothed, picture it, my darling wife.â
Your eyes felt as though they were going to pop out of their sockets, you were in such disbelief, âwhat is happening?!â you thought to yourself. âYou canât possibly be serious, Iâm no one, we just played together a few times as kids! You want me to be your wife? You could have anyone why me?!â From the sudden anger in Dandyâs eyes, you wondered if youâd perhaps said the wrong thing. Dandy took a single step closer, but it was enough to close the distance between you. You didnât dare to open the gap again in fear of riling him up further. Dandy looked over your face, his hand coming up to lightly brush the back of his knuckles over your cheek. âI donât have to explain myself, I want you my dear and I will do everything in my power to have you. I would give you everything you desired.â Your heart was sure to thump its way out of your chest, you couldnât believe this was happening to you. Before you could think of a response, he continued, âThereâs something different about you, youâre not like other people, youâre special. Youâre the most beautiful creature Iâve ever seen, the best woman a man could wish for and I deserve nothing but the best. I will settle for no one else.â
Your cheeks flushed as he spoke, he was so passionate about this, about you. His words were genuine and you couldnât deny the warm feeling you felt in your stomach from the way he spoke so fiercely about you. Your brain was unable to form a competent reply and so in the heat of the moment, spurred on by his declaration of affection, you leaned forward and pressed your lips against his. Your kiss was soft and gentle, your hand lightly pressed on his broad chest. You slowly pulled away, eyes opening to watch out for Dandyâs response wondering if you had made the worst mistake of your life. You couldnât help it though. In all your years, youâd never heard someone, much less a handsome man, talk about you with such desire, such passion. You couldnât deny, it moved you and you felt like he deserved some kind of reward for that at least. Dandy seemed to be frozen until his eyes slowly opened, his brown hues alight with a deep fire. Your mouth opened with the intention of asking if he was alright but you were interrupted by his hands cupping the sides of your face, pulling you towards him for a much deeper kiss, his tongue seeking out yours for a battle of dominance. Obviously, he won and as much as youâd refuse to admit it, he was a very good kisser. His lips were soft and his clean shaven face meant there wasnât any stubble scratching against your chin. Before you could stop it, a soft moan left your mouth. Dandy halted for a moment before he started moving closer towards you, making you move backwards until your legs unexpectedly hit the back of his large bed. You fell back and Dandy was quick to move atop of you, one hand laid next to your head, the other still cupped your cheek, his thumb lightly brushing over your face, âSuch beauty. And itâs all mine.â
âDandy wait I-â a breathy gasp escaped you, cutting off your sentence as the man in question had started kissing down the side of your neck. It felt nice, really nice actually, and your hands hesitantly placed themselves on Dandyâs shoulders, feeling the hard muscle underneath his buttoned shirt. You felt his hands wriggling underneath your back to pull at the strings of your corset and with each tug of his hand, the fabric became looser around your torso. Without thinking, or perhaps you knew what you were doing but didnât want to admit it, you arched your back to give his hands the access they needed to compete the task easier. This meant your breasts had lifted towards Dandyâs face which he seemed only too happy about as you felt his hands move faster as they got closer to the top. You felt relief as the corset was fully loosened, until Dandyâs hands pulled the dress down from the waist to bunch the fabric up around your hips. Your torso was now fully exposed.
Your face turned red and your hands immediately covered your breasts, âDandy!â Said man made quick work of grabbing your wrists and pinning them above your head with one hand, enjoying watching you squirm to try to pull yourself from his grip. His strength impressed and terrified you at the same time as he made holding you down seem easy. His free hand slowly cupped your breast and you heard a shuddered gasp leave his lips. âDonât you ever hide yourself from me, do you understand. Youâre my wife now, I am your husband and itâs my right to touch you, to please you. And I will please you.â His words silenced you once more and you could only watch him caress your chest, pressing your lips together to stop any sounds from coming out and encouraging him.
It didnât take long for his mouth to join in, a muffled moan filling the silence as he sucked on your exposed nipple. Your thighs pressed themselves together as his actions had spread a warm feeling throughout your body, settling in your lower stomach. The more he continued, the more you felt an unfamiliar ache grow between your legs. âWe shouldnât be doing this..â Dandy ran his hands down your sides, his touch being surprisingly gentle as he did so, stopping to grab your hips. âIf you donât want this then push me away.â You glanced down at him and it was at that point you realised he was no longer holding your wrists up and you moved your hands down. Seeing this, Dandy switched sides to attack your other nipple, the sensation forcing a moan out of you. Instinctively, your hand buried itself in the back of his hair. His teeth grazed against it in a soft bite and your reflex had you pulling on Dandyâs hair before you realised what you were doing. Your actions drew a long moan from Dandy and so you curiously pulled again, harder this time.
Dandy rushed to get off the bed, his hands going for your dress as he stood up. He quickly but carefully pulled the dress off you completely to throw to the side, his next target being your stockings and shoes. After removing those from your body, his fingers made quick work of the buttons down his shirt. You felt a little self conscious as his eyes raked over your almost completely naked form as he undressed himself but you remembered his words and didnât hide yourself this time, not wanting to upset him. Once his shirt was unbuttoned, he shrugged it off and threw it in another direction, making a separate pile for his clothes.
There was no denying that Dandy was conventionally attractive. He was tall, handsome and now you had proof that he was in great shape as well. Had his personality been a little more, stable shall we say, he wouldâve been the complete package. Looking at his toned muscles, especially his abs and biceps, had you blushing and you curled your fingers into fists to stop yourself from reaching out and touching him. Dandy saw you checking him out and practically crooned like a bird in mating, flexing for you as you looked over him. A large smirk stretched over his lips as he slowly undid his belt, very much enjoying the way your eyes followed his fingers as he did so.
His impatience outweighed his need to have his ego stroked and he made quick work of stepping out his trousers, kicking his socks and shoes off as he did. Both of you were left in your underwear. Unconsciously, your gaze found its way down to stare at his tight white undies and the bulge sticking out. His movement caught you off guard and you leaned up onto your forearms as Dandy started flexing into poses to show off his body. âWhat do you think?â
âUm, I think..â He returned to his previous position leaning over you and staring deep into your eyes, waiting for your answer. You decided to be honest with him, âI think youâre very handsome. Much too handsome to be interested in a girl like me.â Your voice was a soft whisper as you spoke. You couldnât tell if Dandy was confused, angry or speechless, perhaps it was a mix of all three. You were stunned as you saw his eyes watering, why was he crying? His lips curved into an unnerving smile, his hand coming up to pet your hair, âI think I love you (Y/N).â Was there something wrong with your ears or did he really just say that? You barely knew the guy! Sure, you knew each other as kids but that was a long time ago and clearly a lot had changed since then, like Dandyâs psychotic tendencies.
Just as you started your disagreement, you were kissed once more, his mouth swallowing any words youâd planned on saying. His movements were more rushed. Erratic. His hands started grabbing at your skin as if trying to commit every curve to memory. You barely registered Dandy moving himself between your legs. He wouldnât give you much time to catch your breath before he was back to kissing you, it was turning your brain to mush. A soft touch along the waistline of your panties sent a shiver down your spine. As much as the rational side of you knew that you shouldâve shut this down ages ago, a much more curious side of you had taken charge and was allowing Dandy to take control over you. It had felt good so far, it could only get better right?
During your thoughts, Dandy had shuffled his hand into your panties and his middle finger reached down to lightly trace the curve of your lips before pushing down to separate them, exposing your pussy to his eager fingers. His fingertip found your clit pretty easily, applying a gentle pressure before slowly moving around in circular motions. Your body took charge over your conscious and spread your legs a little wider, soft pants leaving your lips as you held onto his shoulders. His mouth had grown bored of your lips and found its way back to your breasts. The combination of teasing to your breasts and clit had you melting into the bedsheet fairly quickly; a lot quicker than you hoped. But you couldnât help it. Youâd touched yourself before but it didnât feel as good as this, as good as Dandy was making you feel.
Dandy felt on cloud nine. No, higher than that. He had the girl of his dreams in his bed, with his ring on her finger and his hand in her panties. Heâd waited too long for you to come around to see him again and he was determined to give you a damned good reason to not want to leave again. Even if you did try to leave, he wouldnât let you, not now that you were his. He couldnât keep his eyes off you as his fingers sped up a little. He took in every gasp and moan. He followed the curve of your neck as your head tilted back and traced the swell of your breasts with his eyes. You were perfect, just like he knew you would be.
Your pants grew louder as the warm feeling in your stomach turned into a tingling sensation, your lower half starting to squirm. Dandy didnât stop, his fingers kept at it, not daring to disrupt as he watched your hands try to grab at the bedsheets before giving up and throwing your arms over your head. A small whine followed by a short cry bubbled in your throat, feeling yourself climax from Dandyâs fingers. You immediately felt too hot and tired, your chest heaving as Dandy moved his fingers down to coat them in your cum. He turned your face with his clean hand to look at him as he brought his other hand up to his mouth. The eye contact had you turning red with embarrassment as you watched him suck your juices from his fingers. âJust as sweet as you, my darling.â
He crawled over you, settling between your legs once more, placing your thighs over his hips. He lowered his crotch, pressing his clothed erection against your wet panties. You pressed your lips together to avoid making any sound, though it did feel good. That was the worst part about this situation. You were enjoying everything he was doing and you felt ashamed at the fact you wanted more. âScrew it,â you thought, cupping his face in your hands to pull him down for another passionate kiss. He let out a whiny moan into your mouth as he started grinding against you. Your hips shifted underneath as that achy feeling had returned tenfold. Dandyâs movements suddenly slowed and now the friction wasnât enough to get you close but enough to leave you wanting more. A series of whines left your mouth, trying to lift your own hips to set a new pace but the way Dandy was holding you down with his own body made it impossible.
Dandy was thoroughly amused by your impatience and chuckled in your ear, âWhatâs the matter love?â You huffed and tried again to move your hips, âI-I want more.â Dandy brushed his lips along your neck, his hands moving to your thighs to possessively grab at your skin, red marks being left behind. âMore what? Iâll do anything for you darling, but you have to tell me.â You threw your head back in frustration, closing your eyes to avoid his gaze, âI want you to fuck me. Please!â He let out a deep groan into your ear, âSay it again.â His hips jerked against your own with a newfound ferocity and you sighed in relief. Dandy whined, âSay those words again (Y/N)â
âI want you to fuck me!â You didnât intend to shout it but he was teasing you and it was making you frustrated. Dandy visibly shuddered from your words and in what felt like milliseconds, Dandy had both of your underwear off of you and throw to the side to join the scatters of clothes already littering the floor. You couldnât help yourself to look at his dick, needing to see what exactly you had just asked for. Not that you had other experiences to compare it to but it certainly looked bigger than you were expecting. Dandy held eye contact with you as he rubbed his cock down between your pussy lips, wanting to watch every moment of this. You started squirming again after a few moments and Dandy was all too happy to pick up the pace, lining himself up. You gasped and your hand reached out to place against his chest, âWait! I-Itâs my first time, be gentle.â Your words only spurred him on more. He got to be the one to deflower you, to be the one and only man to see you like this, to touch you like this. It was almost enough to send him over the edge right then. He grabbed your hand on his chest and lifted it up to press a kiss to your palm, âOf course, princess.â
He pushed forward and almost immediately your back arched at the feeling. It burned but in a good way? It was painful to start but it was slowly filling your ache inside you. He halted in his movements, watching your face twist in agony, his heart caught in his chest. He forced himself to stay still though his body wanted nothing more that to ruin you for other men at that moment. But if he didnât wait it would ruin the experience between the two of you and he didnât want that. No, he only wanted to be associated with pleasure. Maybe some pain but not unwanted pain. A few moments went by with Dandy remaining frozen until you experimentally moved your hips. The burning hadnât gone completely but it had lessened and there was a new feeling building. One that had your toes curling it was so good.
Dandy took your movements as a green light and slowly thrust himself deeper, forcing a moan from you. He was addicted to your sounds, thrusting deeper inside to elicit even more from you. You twisted your head to try to push it into the pillows beneath, your hands grasping handfuls of the covers underneath you. Dandy held the back of your thighs and pushed your legs up, creating a new position that had him angling into you to hit spots you didnât know existed. A loud cry left you as he went faster, it felt amazing. Your hands come up over your head to grab onto the headboard, feeling like you needed to ground yourself somehow. Dandyâs eyes were glued on you, trying to burn the image of you taking his cock into his brain. You felt so good around him, he wasnât sure he was going to last very long.
He leaned down whilst still keeping a harsh pace, âDoes it feel good (Y/N)? Do you love the way your husband pleasures you?â You didnât answer him, you couldnât. Your mind was mush and all you could focus on was the oncoming orgasm you felt approaching. A series of pants and soft moans left you, slowly growing in volume. Dandy fucked you harder, only too eager to help you finish. His own orgasm was fast approaching too and he was quickly won over on the notion of you finishing together. His moans merged with yours and it was difficult to tell who was who as you both came close.
Your stomach moved up and down as you felt yourself right on the edge, when Dandy forced himself deep inside you, pushing you right over. Your legs shook as you came, turning your face to hide it in your arm and muffle the long moan that left your mouth. His own moan echoed in your ear as he leaned over you, your sweaty bodies pressed against each other. You gasped as you felt something warm inside you and it was then your brain unfuzzed itself and the reality of what just happened hit you. Your mouth felt incredibly dry. He had just came inside you without protection. You stayed frozen as he wrapped his arms around you, nuzzling his head into your neck. He didnât pull out, apparently content with staying exactly where he was for the time being.
Your hand hesitantly came up to stroke his dark hair and a pleased sigh filled your ears. Dandy hummed, âI love you (Y/N), my dear wife.â You mentally groaned and slammed your head into the pillow. You sighed, you know what? You were exhausted, you could deal with all of this after youâd had some sleep. You made a move to roll out from underneath him but Dandy had seemingly already fallen asleep on top of you. You groaned, what exactly had you just gotten yourself into? Dandyâs arms wrapped tighter around you, holding you closer and a soft mumble of âmineâ was barely heard in the silence. The hand in his hair, you gently ran your fingers through it, looking around the room. Okay, maybe it wasnât completely horrible but certainly not where you expected it to end up. You looked down again at the ring on your finger, would this really be so bad?
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this song reminds me of bill. i will cry.
anyways iâm writing a fanfic of him based off of it so keep an eye out for that in a few days. i also posted smth earlier so check that out!
i love u guys ^.^