This Is One Of The Most Hilarious Things I've Seen In Awhile 😂😂😂😂😂

18+ mdni

that reality check hitting after reading smut

Why is this so funny 😂

When vampires are portrayed as mainly preying on women that's so unrealistic like I'm sorry but they're too careful especially around strange men. Dudes are much easier. You could literally lurk in a bush in the park at night and call out "whoa look at this fucked up looking squirrel" and have 3 grown men climb in immediately

Thank you so much @nikkisixxsmissingpick for writing this amazing fanfic 💜💜💜🎸🎸

SWEET ANGEL

Warnings: none really, it's just very sweet.... And short this was a ask by @richardsamboramylove55

Richie was pissed, he didn't even know why, but he was very pissed. The man traced the cup mouthpiece with his pointer, his eyebrows were furrowed and a little pout on his lips.

Then a blonde head walks in the room, Richie looks with the corner of his eyes and sees Jon, his friend. He sits on the chair by Richie's side and tilts his head just like a confused puppy.

"What is it Jon?" Richie says quietly as if he doesn't wanna talk with one single person by now, but deep down he knows why he's so pissy.

He misses you.

"Dude.... You know the tour is almost over right?" Jon says with a little smile always the charming, huh? Richie thinks to himself.

"I..... I know.... And that's the problem..... It's not that I don't want to see her again after almost a year.... But I'm anxious"

Richie says in a whisper almost, looking down at his glass, his eyes suddenly start to get blurry as tears start to wheel up in them.

The man let's out a shaky breath as Jon rubs slow circles on his back, trying to comfort him somehow.

"I can tell you're anxious, you're shaking more than when you got up in stage for the first time..."

The blonde recalls the day smiling softly

"And even after that you performed amazingly.... And for that matter you might have a little surprise for the next show"

Richie looks at him like he's batshit crazy, one eyebrow raised and lips pressed in a fine line, but he just sighs and nods lightly.

NEXT WEEK

It was show day and one thing echoed in Richie's mind, the words of his friend Jon " you might have a little surprise". It felt like the longest five minutes of his life, his heart beated unsteadily inside his chest and it felt like he was gonna explode.

He grabbed his guitar and slowly made his way to the stage, his anxiety over the top and when he got up on the stage he saw her, the prettiest girl of his life, she looked just like an angel, her face delicate like porcelain and so sweet to look at, it was you. Relief came to him and he smiled softly waving at you, some groupies screamed thinking it was for them, but you knew the true, you knew it was for you, do you sent him a little kiss and his smile got wider, and then the show begin.

Richie was way calmer then before, knowing he has a sweet little angel taking care of him on the crowd.

I love this ✋😂

i’d be a terrible superhero i’d be at home and see the signal calling me in the sky and be like “i literally just sat down”

@nenynra @nikkisixxsmissingpick @hollywoodroses @nenynrawrites

@born-to-lose @badmedicine88

@vancruejovi @duffslut

@unknownperson246

THIS IS SO FUNNY 😂😂😂😂😂

first time actually drawing axl

gif by @daryl-dixon-daydreams

Daryl: Ya got stabbed. D’ya remember anythin’?

Y/N: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.

Daryl: The world ended. Ain’t no ambulances. I carried ya.

Y/N: But I heard a siren.

Daryl: Tha’ was Rick.

Rick: Sorry, I got nervous.

I know I'm a day late but happy birthday Axl! 🖤❤🎸💋🥵

THIS FREAKING PICTURE WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME 🥵😭

stop he’s so cuteness 🥰

Why is this so true😭🎸