I'm sorry but "siri pause" in the middle of the heartbreaking reconciliation was too funny
God I love The Good Place. I’m reading Michael Schur’s book How to Be Perfect rn and it’s just as hilarious. Highly recommend.
It doesn't get more snowbaz than this.
in case you needed to hear it today:
it’s okay to use your turn signal when you’re changing lanes
it’s okay to use your turn signal when you’re taking an exit
it’s okay to use your turn signal when you plan on turning (can even be done sooner than 2 seconds before you’re about to turn)
you have a turn signal. in your vehicle. two of them in fact.
you are so brave and beautiful and smart and can do it. using your turn signal
"and thats the end of it. theres nothing else" daniel, seeing theres still half an hour left of the episode and cracking his knuckles; time to ruin a third marriage
I've got this recurring nightmare where I catch sight of a mirror and decide to creep myself out by levitating. (Look, it's scary in the moment, okay?) So I drew this to rewrite it.
sorry we lost your stupid medication. go on seventeen righteous quests to find it
Take me to church // I’ll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies // I’ll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife
Lyrics (c) Hozier
Hi I'm Rachel. I make comics about mental illness and religious trauma (+ fanart) also on bluesky
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