Dico Used To Be A Skater And Quit Because He Couldn’t Do The Ollie Will Never Not Be Funny

Lazy days at home with bf Bam.

It starts with him making breakfast in bed.

Don't be fooled he didn't cook Ape did.

He's excited bc the two of you finally get a day to yourselves.

A no film day for jackass and viva la bam.

After you eat you snuggle and watch your favorite show or movie not ready to leave the warmth of his king sized bed.

After a while you get up for a backyard skate session still in your pj's.

By pj's I mean bam wearing only sweatpants and you in one of his hundred cky shirts and sleep shorts.

And we know Bam probably does most of the skating while you watch.

Then back inside for a "quick" shared shower.

Only to race downstairs for lunch.

Totally having to pretend you hadn't just hooked up in the shower while you have lunch with his parents.

Then it's back to his room where it's bams turn to pick a movie.

You spend the next few hours laying together hardly watching the movie.

You probably order takeout of dinner.

And after you eat he insists you put on one of his hoodies and climb onto the roof with him

To watch the sunset then look at stars.

Then back inside for more clingy cuddles.

He'll do facemasks with you and let you paint his nails.

But afterwards he gets to pick what you guys watch before bed.

So you fall asleep snuggled close together wrapped in bams heavy black blankets.

Watching tales from the crypt.

And listening to Bam mutter on and on about the episode.

Cky gets jobs

I love this movie

this video is stuck in my head

Smoking with Bam hc

He's so giggly.

Like you guys are probably smoking and watching tv. Or listening to CKY or HIM.

(Bc it's one of those rare occasions where the house isn't packed with the idiot squad)

Probably watching cartoons.

Laughing at the parts that aren't even that funny.

Laying on the couch or floor together.

Complete veg state.

Planning pranks.

Baby definitely gets the munchies.

Like hard-core.

I'm talking eyes glued to scooby doo shoveling cheetos in his mouth with a cigarette in his free hand.

"Wanna go fuck with Vito or Phil?"

Drags you to prank them even if you said no.

Gotta admit it's funny tho.

"Babe." "Yeah B." "Hey babe" "Yes Bam?" "Um Hey Babe?" "What Brandon?" "Can you grab me a bottle of water? My mouth is DRY"

Proceeds to chug said water.

Clingy boy.

Head in your lap.

Arm wrapped around you.

Play with his hair. He deserves it.

He's just the sweetest emo dork.

"Wanna go skate"

Followed by the cutest and most reckless state sessions.

Which leads to laying on the halfpipe in his yard.

Watching stars or clouds.

But he's not always chill.

Sometimes he'll straight body slam you onto the closest object that won't hurt you.

Or toss you onto his shoulder and spin until you're both dizzy and hurting from laughing.

"Hey watch this"

Climbs out of the second floor window and flips off of the roof into the pool.

Talks you into doing it too.

I'm gonna be honest half the time you're preventing him from getting caught by Ape.

But it's worth it.

Just keep him distracted.

Cartoons/techdecks/lava lamps thing like that.

Dico has 100% came home to find you and Bam zonked on several occasions.

And he's 100% fucked with you both every time for at least 5 mins before offering to join.

Then it's just Bam and dico back and forth talking nonsense in various awful accents until one or both fall asleep.

As the best dancer teachers ever to exist in 2004 say… SNAP

I just loved this little extra part of that episode.

we're getting gay

pontius is a man I wanna be

Aww he's being an annoying little shit <3