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jackass members - date night perfume edition!!
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johnny - something classic, but not too overpowering (although i can see him with a layer of an old-time-cologne, the one with manly man design and a strong pine/aldehyde scent). there's also a very light whiff of tobacco and... do you know how air smells on a hot summer day, behind a gas station, when road dust settles all over your skin, but everything around you blooms, and it's the best day of your life? yeah, that's the one, gasoline, dust and mid-heatwave euphoria.
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steve-o - raw, alive and somewhat hedonistic. i can picture him wearing some heavy perfume (bull's blood on the picture is probably the best example, roses, musk and tobacco), probably overspraying it a bit, who's going to tell him? there is also an undertone of sickly sweet soda that he spilled on himself on his way to you, and faint, but definitely present, hint of the few joints that he carries around in his chest pocket, waiting for the special occasion to light them up (preferably with you).
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chris - rules and playing it safe? they are not in this guy's vocabulary! chris has his favorite signature scent (probably something unisex, maybe even more female-leaning) that comes with him everywhere. it's a complicated (maybe even too strong for some) combination of vetiver, ylang-ylang and patchouli. he loves green scents that make him smell like a deep breath after summer rain.
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bam - we're definitely getting something edgy here. incense, amber, smoke, just imagine a burning haunted house and there he is. ash, burnt match, leather and dried flowers. gothic, dark and alluring, like a late night cemetery walk. he will probably keep a flask of his favorite perfume in his pocket and respray every time he goes to the bathroom/you leave the room - you have to keep up your vampiric charm!
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they just randomly decided to hit the 2012 indie summer arthouse coming of age movie and I couldn't love them more for that
love is patient; love is kind and envies no one.
love is never boastful, nor conceited, nor rude.
it does not insist on its own way.
it does not take offense;
nor does it keep a record of wrongs.
Some good jackass gems I found
Sooo sorry that last fic took so long to come out!! Havent had a lot of motivation recently but im trying to power through!!
just incase anyone was wondering, I currently have two steve-o fics and one bam fic otw!! :)
keep a lookout for bam smut ;)
I still have no asks PLEAAAASE give me ideas for bam and steve-o pls I beg
HIIIII so ive had an abnormal amount of motivation recently, and that's come because of the jackass show and movies.
SO naturally, I want to write.
PLEASE. I need asks. so bad.
I have a prompt list, list of who i write for right now is in the tags, i dont know if anon is available because im on mobile so i apologize for that
normal blog rules apply
hey!! I'm chaos, and I read and write fanfiction! :) The only problem is,, I have no idea what to write! send in asks and I'll write it!!!!
my masterlist
my prompts
dni list, info about my political beliefs
most recent fic
most popular fic
I write for female readers and sometimes gender neutral and I try to be as inclusive as possible! as of now, I only write headcannons because I'm not very confident in my writing right now
none of my works will be exclusively for male or black readers because I dont feel id do it justice, and I dont want to write on what I haven't experienced, but gender neutral fics have no indication of gender or sex unless mentioned before the fic starts that its afab reader, and I dont describe the readers appearance unless its requested.
my writings are typically second person, sometimes third person and rarely first person.
list of who I write for is in the tags :) constantly updating, as my preferences are always changing lol
my current favorite to write for is bam margera!!!
If you ask me to write for someone I'm not comfortable with, I'll let you know and add that person to my list of people I dont write for, but I currently dont have a list because I'm not sure who I dont want to write for
I dont write about noncon
I dont write about incest
I dont write about suicide or sad topics cause this is a happy place! but I love angst
no smut involving minors unless they're aged up
no mentions of eds or sh
I USUALLY ONLY WRITE FOR FEM READERS WHEN IT COMES TO FEMALE CHARACTERS. it's just a preference of mine. if I'm feeling like it should be gn reader, then it will be.
posts tagged #chaos calling! = my writing!!!
posts tagged #chaos' journal = my posts outside of writing
posts tagged #chaos' army = when I respond to an ask!
posts tagged #chaos' recs = writing created by other people that i enjoyed a bunch
block the tag #chaos' reblogs! if you dont want to see random posts i reblog.
hi!!! im gonna start writing fic requests and just my brain rot on here so introduction 😍😍
hiii!! my name is lily, u can literally call me anything along the lines of that ☠️
who i write for:
megadeth: Dave Mustaine
metallica: Kirk Hammett and James Hetfield
nirvana: Dave Grohl and Krist Novoselic
alice in chains: Jerry Cantrell
jackass: Johnny Knoxville, Steve-O and Bam Margera
i probably will add more to this later 😭
what ill write:
ill write just about anything. smut is fine, fluff is fine, angst is fine. im okay with lots!
what i WONT write:
anything gross. not to kinkshame, but i won’t write anything with like piss or shit and too heavy BDSM. i also will absolutely not write smut about dead people. for example, Kurt Cobain, Layne Staley or Cliff Burton. ill write fluff and angst for dead people, but not smut. i personally find it disgusting. i wont write abuse or pedophilia either.
more abt me!!
i play electric bass and i absolutely adore Alice In Chains and rage against the machine 🫶🫶. i was raised with the grunge scene. most of my favorite music comes from grunge! Cliff Burton is my actual fav person. bro is so fine and he’s one of the best bass players to live. he screams love. anywayyy im also vv busy with school and ill try my best with requests. send them in!!
Haven't posted in awhile, Hello!!
One of my favorite photos of knoxville❤️
will forever love this video
the laugh omg I love him
we're getting gay
I love but hate this scene so much
WHAT DO YOU WANT
true true 😔☝️
watching jackass for the hot guys but the hot guys in question look like this
JACKASS MASTERLIST
Hello! My name is Kandi and I am an aspiring author. In this masterlist you can find all my works for this series linked under their respective characters. I write for the characters listed but I will make exceptions if requested. Thank you and happy reading!
JOHNNY KNOXVILLE
-coming soon!
STEVE-O
-coming soon!
RYAN DUNN
-coming soon!
BAM MARGERA
-coming soon!
CHRIS PONTIUS
-coming soon!
RACHEL WOLFSON
-coming soon!
This masterlist along with my others with be updated any time a new fic is dropped or in the process of being worked on.
fun fact i have a jackass x one direction dr
SANDBOX LOVE WITH OUR BOY KNOX.
a prompt.
CIGARETTES OUT THE WINDOW
—j. knoxville
chapter 2. (SERIES + social media AU + crackfic)
ᶻ 𝘇 𐰁 𓂂 ﾟ𓈒 ݁ .
The sun escaped from the sides of the blinds that protected your window and fell ever so softly into your face as if it was waking you up personally. Your eyes fluttered open and your body started up again as you tried to get up. Your whole body ached as normal, but this time there was a different feeling accompanying it. It was the same feeling you got when you had something… new. A new idea for a book, outfit, art piece, or even so simple as a song. It fell heavy onto your heart and it reminded you of your actions last night. You couldn’t decide if you were stupid or naive. Stupid to actually think that you had a chance at reconnecting with your lost friend, or naive for the same reason.
You picked up your phone and looked through your notifications as usual. Though you were surprised to be met with messages.
rydunn so its on the 14th
rydunn nd i’ll send u the adress later
system notification you have been added to JACKASSES
rydunn srry they made me
worldofbam did u rlly know johnny as a kid
callmesteveo r u hit
callmesteveo hot*
partyboypontius i cackled
englanddave block them n run while you still can @usern6me
callmesteveo i’m hurt. offended, even.
The conversation went on through the notifications as you scrolled. Honestly you’d never think you’d end up acquaintances with such people. They were the type—in your point of view—of people who always seemed cool and funny, but you’d feel too awkward to go to up and hear your embarrassing voice manage to ask them if you could hang out.
You spaced out because of this chain of thoughts and were brought back to earth by a buzz from your phone. It was Ryan. He’d sent you the address. Now this meant that you were really in it. No turning back. You were really emphasizing everything, it wasn’t that big of a deal looking back on it. But at that time and moment the only thing on your mind was the anxiety of Pj being upset at your presence.
Your first instinct was to call your friend. She always was there to listen, if not to give good advice.
ring.
ring.
ri-
“hello?”
“babe i think i fucked up. like hugely this time.”
She listened to every word you had to say and as soon as the silence set into the air, she burst out laughing. “You-you…. Oh my god…. This is great!!” she struggled to get out through giggles. “Shut up..” you retort. “Nono really, this is fantastic! I’ve been tortured all these years by not getting closure to the story. Kind of like a fanfic where it hasn’t been updated since 5 years ago!” she reasons. You let out a gut laugh. “Imagine how i feel.” you roll your eyes, forgetting she couldn’t see it. The call went on for another hour or so, you couldn’t really tell.
After a minute to process, you decided to actually go. Officially. No turning back, no making up a pathetic excuse, no nothing. But with the decision, came the realization that time is moving rather quickly towards the day that you dread so much. Thank god you had you had just started on your new album before moving again. The appointments for recording and lyric-writing helped take your mind off of Pj.
editors note: this shit is so short srry lol
romanticizing being a jackass member.