R4zzle-d4zzle - Aspennn★

“Jackass, but make it Disney.”

— my dad

he’s gonna be 20 in december

He’s actually offering him a rose crying 

me and my 35 mutuals against the world fr

Smoking with Bam hc

He's so giggly.

Like you guys are probably smoking and watching tv. Or listening to CKY or HIM.

(Bc it's one of those rare occasions where the house isn't packed with the idiot squad)

Probably watching cartoons.

Laughing at the parts that aren't even that funny.

Laying on the couch or floor together.

Complete veg state.

Planning pranks.

Baby definitely gets the munchies.

Like hard-core.

I'm talking eyes glued to scooby doo shoveling cheetos in his mouth with a cigarette in his free hand.

"Wanna go fuck with Vito or Phil?"

Drags you to prank them even if you said no.

Gotta admit it's funny tho.

"Babe." "Yeah B." "Hey babe" "Yes Bam?" "Um Hey Babe?" "What Brandon?" "Can you grab me a bottle of water? My mouth is DRY"

Proceeds to chug said water.

Clingy boy.

Head in your lap.

Arm wrapped around you.

Play with his hair. He deserves it.

He's just the sweetest emo dork.

"Wanna go skate"

Followed by the cutest and most reckless state sessions.

Which leads to laying on the halfpipe in his yard.

Watching stars or clouds.

But he's not always chill.

Sometimes he'll straight body slam you onto the closest object that won't hurt you.

Or toss you onto his shoulder and spin until you're both dizzy and hurting from laughing.

"Hey watch this"

Climbs out of the second floor window and flips off of the roof into the pool.

Talks you into doing it too.

I'm gonna be honest half the time you're preventing him from getting caught by Ape.

But it's worth it.

Just keep him distracted.

Cartoons/techdecks/lava lamps thing like that.

Dico has 100% came home to find you and Bam zonked on several occasions.

And he's 100% fucked with you both every time for at least 5 mins before offering to join.

Then it's just Bam and dico back and forth talking nonsense in various awful accents until one or both fall asleep.

Bam margarita in 2 pixel gifs

I love this

I LOVE HIM SO MUCH