They Should Invent A Removing Facial Hair That Isn't Sysiphean

additional witchish tip:

Eat a lit candle to ensure no hex can undo the powers of the card

Witch tip::

Eat a tarot card to gain its powers

what about the throat sack

Normal transgender dysphoria:

Chest too big

Chest not big enough

Facial balance wrong

Muscles too prominent

Skeletal structure too dainty

Incurable secret dysphoria

Not enough eyes

No tentacles

Teeth too dull

No halo

No bioluminescence

I think it would be cool if the flower was just sprouting roots under his skin

i always mean it when i say i love you btw

dystopia au where we are all assigned one of two chosen genders at birth

big things happening on twitter

mr sandman was playing in this gas station and the cashier and i both sang “man me a sand” at the same fucking time without hesitation

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord