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A Dark Souls-like game where the lore for a weapon gets less vague the more you upgrade it. Broken Blade: A brittle sword. You can’t seem to let it go. Unpolished Blade: A cherished weapon from ages past. Polished Blade: You remember something. Bride’s Blade: Your wife’s sword.

babe, i don't know how to tell you this, but your profile picture has affected my view of you far more than anything you've ever said or done

When I was eleven I could lay in the shape of a low-poly ragdolled NPC who had been flung against the wall and I was fine, but now if I so much as shift position a little in the night I wake up with a painfully fucked up shoulder or back

my day:

10:00 am: wake up

10:30 am: miss wife

11:30 am: get out of bed

12:00 pm: eat

12:30 pm: miss wife

1:00 pm: read classic literature that incites existential dread

4:00 pm: miss wife

6:00 pm: dinner :D

7:00 pm: miss wife

8:00 pm: shower

9:30 pm: play games on my puter

11:00 pm: same thing except im still missing my wife

2:00 am: cry myself to sleep cuz i miss my wife

free healthcare should include teeth actually

dr who’s on first, doctor strange is on second and doctor house is on third. theres no way theyre getting through a single inning

a comic about meeting your younger self :)

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