Had A Dream Last Night That I Was A Knight And This Bigger Scarier Knight Had Me On The Ground And Right

When I was eleven I could lay in the shape of a low-poly ragdolled NPC who had been flung against the wall and I was fine, but now if I so much as shift position a little in the night I wake up with a painfully fucked up shoulder or back

A comic based on this poem

I need a shawty who also has memory issues so neither of us can remember who was actually right during disagreements.

I have no words.

If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.

Do NOT let the suggestive character designs fool you! Atlyss is a genuinely great retro-style action RPG with solid combat, fast movement that goes nuts if you're creative enough, tough but fair challenge, randomized dungeons, and the option to play solo OR with friends! Give this one a try!

Edit: Guys I know what it looks like but I promise you, this is NOT a porn game. The character designs are suggestive, yes, but not outright explicit. It's literally just a fun fast-paced action RPG, nothing more. It's also like $10 so you might as well at least try it before dismissing it.

big things happening on twitter

The shape of those pauldrons make me unreasonably happy.

can't stop thinking about their armor

TIL that hard disks are so sensitive to vibration, that just screaming at them diminishes their performance

via reddit.com

*meets plural person and learns about her experiences*

OHHH- that's what's wrong with me.

Being plural isn’t your choice: it’s mine. You’re plural now.