I Need A Shawty Who Also Has Memory Issues So Neither Of Us Can Remember Who Was Actually Right During

Reblong to give someone an ice cream sanditch.

Soulmates as a horror concept.

You WILL love this person. It doesn't matter who you loved before; any feelings you had, any promises you made, they will become inconsequential as soon as you lock eyes with the stranger Fate has picked for you.

There's no way to stop it.

There's no way to say "no."

You will meet someone and with a single glance, both of you will become someone new, someone who's now bound to this stranger whether you like it or not, want it or not.

Trapped in a dance together until the day you die.

Skyrim mods becoming too immersive

So glad tnc invented lesbians

from the corners of her many eyes

myth posting. thank you for inventing lesbians @narcissistcookbook

"ohh my god you can't just-"

Am I yours to command? Does the collar 'round my neck have your name on it? I kneel to no king nor god, and I see no crown on you.

straight men have beauty standards for men that are completely different than the beauty standards women and gay men have for men and then they get mad when they conform to the beauty standards other podcast bros set for them and women still don’t find them attractive

i love poison omelette

if 3 bitches named molly were in a polycule would it be a molecule sorry

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The shape of those pauldrons make me unreasonably happy.

can't stop thinking about their armor