"You're Losing Blood" No I Know Exactly Where It Is. The Floor. Don't Ever Underestimate Me.

But... but... I need to do things. ;-;

I don't know who needs to hear this but:

-"it only hurts a little" is still pain

-"I can ignore it" is still pain

-"I can cope with/manage it" is still pain

-"it's bearable" is still pain

-"I can push through it" is still pain

-"it doesn't hurt that much" is still pain

-"it doesn't stop me from doing x" is still pain

You don't need to be in agonizing pain to be in pain.

Have a great day everybody

my day:

10:00 am: wake up

10:30 am: miss wife

11:30 am: get out of bed

12:00 pm: eat

12:30 pm: miss wife

1:00 pm: read classic literature that incites existential dread

4:00 pm: miss wife

6:00 pm: dinner :D

7:00 pm: miss wife

8:00 pm: shower

9:30 pm: play games on my puter

11:00 pm: same thing except im still missing my wife

2:00 am: cry myself to sleep cuz i miss my wife

I don't play first person shooters much but videos like this are delightful.

can you imagine how freaky shark mermaids would be like unlike sharks, shark mermaids would have actual arms/hands and could rely on touching things with their hands to see if they’re prey rather than having to bite like sharks do. like youre just swimming in the ocean and suddenly you feel a strong grip on your leg, you freak the FUCK out because uh what????? the fuck??? youre swimming alone in the ocean??

a head pops out of the water, dorsal fin pointed from its back and it just points at you and says in a low whisper: “i thought you were a seal. please dont swim alone like this, im sorry i scared you i just wanted to see what you are” and then disappears back into the depth. what the fuck.

They should invent a removing facial hair that isn't sysiphean

this guy really always had something to say about almost everything and nearly all of it is still completely relevant almost 200 years later. fascinating stuff.

Estradiol grenade