The Past Few Days Have Not Been Great, So I Can Only Manage A Basic Vector Drawing Right Now. I Don't

mr sandman was playing in this gas station and the cashier and i both sang “man me a sand” at the same fucking time without hesitation

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

A comic based on this poem

easily one of the greatest tweets of all time

!!! @narcissistcookbook

Look at my fuckin tat

flirting with transfems is so hard because (and I say this with love) we are all losers. if I'm upfront, she thinks I'm joking. if I'm subtle, she doesn't get it.

I tried to get her to talk about her interests and 2 minutes in she goes "sorry, I rambled off a little bit there" as if the joy in her voice wasn't worth all the worlds wealth and made me look towards the future with hope instead of dread

chivalry is my complete and utter weakness. holding my hand and guiding me through a crowd; gently pushing at others that are squeezing me in. good morning texts, good night texts, "I'll be gone for a bit, but I'll text you later" texts. holding doors open for me-- hand on the small of my back as I enter. pushing the grocery cart. fixing my hair. picking up my bag without question when I'm sore. leading in front in haunted houses and holding me during scary movies. "No, don't worry, I got it." "Talk to me, love; I'm here." "He said what to you? Ooh, I'll be right back." making sure I'm fed, making sure I feel okay. beacon of safety-- an unspoken you won't be harmed when I'm near.

Gwyn can't touch this

girls love the overgrown megastructure. girls want to live in the overgrown megastructure. girls want to build communities and societies in the overgrown megastructure

reblog to give a girl in need an unlimited supply of blueish green oval shaped tablets with b imprinted on the front and 8872 on the back