"Ok, Ma'am That'll Be $226.03."

I know this will bother unhealed adults, but the real world, more often than not, does give you second chances and do overs. Very rarely are things set in stone. And people, especially young people, deserve to know that. Because lording the idea that they can never mess up, even once, does a lot more damage than good.

Do NOT let the suggestive character designs fool you! Atlyss is a genuinely great retro-style action RPG with solid combat, fast movement that goes nuts if you're creative enough, tough but fair challenge, randomized dungeons, and the option to play solo OR with friends! Give this one a try!

Edit: Guys I know what it looks like but I promise you, this is NOT a porn game. The character designs are suggestive, yes, but not outright explicit. It's literally just a fun fast-paced action RPG, nothing more. It's also like $10 so you might as well at least try it before dismissing it.

The Gods love you.

Even when you spend days without lighting up their candles.

Even if you don't have an Altar.

Even if you don't feel their presence yet.

Even if you're not good at tarot.

Or doesn't have prophetic dreams.

They still love you. And you know why?

Because you're you. And that's enough for them, your presence, your devotion, your well-being, is what truly matters for them.

So don't you feel pressured or sad, lovebug 💜💜

tumblr please stop telling me to wd40 a mouse

This post feels like it's calling me out- I'm trans, left handed, and have hEDS. I couldn't imagine myself living 50 years ago, ngl

This is it

Soulmates as a horror concept.

You WILL love this person. It doesn't matter who you loved before; any feelings you had, any promises you made, they will become inconsequential as soon as you lock eyes with the stranger Fate has picked for you.

There's no way to stop it.

There's no way to say "no."

You will meet someone and with a single glance, both of you will become someone new, someone who's now bound to this stranger whether you like it or not, want it or not.

Trapped in a dance together until the day you die.

So uh….some dude apparently recreated Adobe Photoshop feature-for-feature, for FREE, and it runs in your browser.

Anyway, fuck Adobe, and enjoy!

stop calling me "my fragile little flower" or "my beautiful delicate pet" im literally going for a glass cannon build. i can one shot most adults

I don't play first person shooters much but videos like this are delightful.

Monster fucker this, monster fucker that. What if I want a monster RELATIONSHIP huh?! Monster HAND HOLDING, monster INTIMATE CONVERSATIONS, monster COMFORTABLE SILENCE??