Probablyapinecone - A Pinecone, Probably

Wizard worm just emerged from a wizarding hole! Lucky you!!!✨🪱🪄🍀

For most of you I might just be a silly wolf359 account but I’m also, a theater kid, and I am in need of gelphie mutuals hi guys pls I’m desperate

Haha good to know I still live in the timeline god abandoned!

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I hate that thing some people do where it's like. "I left my wallet on the table to see if you'd say anything" or "I wanted to see if you'd wash the car if I stopped doing it"

Cause like

I dont know about anyone else

But I am perpetually hovering three inches above the strong subconscious belief that everyone knows what they're doing at all times except me, so if you change your normal patterns and I notice, then I will assume it is an intentional choice with a thought-out plan behind it and I will avoid interfering

And if I don't notice, because I won't, because why would I, because not much bothers me and if you don't say anything to indicate you are bothered then how would I KNOW

Wild that folks keep saying beekeepers abuse bees as if bees are not both venomous flying animals and fully unionized

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[Image ID: A short comic of Probably A Pinecone discovering that they’re gay. Panel 1: 16 year old Pinecone says “wait a sec, what if I am into girls”. Panel 2: Pinecone says “but I can’t see myself with anybody right now”. Panel 3: Pinecone says “But what if I have so much internalized heteronormativity I just assume I’m straight” Panel 4: Pinecone says with a relaxed face “welp, straight until proven gay! I’ll just keep an eye out for any cute girls-“ Panel 5: Pinecone is blushing and looking at an inserted image of Vi from the show Arcane. Pinecone says “Oh shit”. There is a footnote in this panel that reads “this happened to me with a real girl literally 2 weeks later as well but quite frankly I’d rather scroll pics of Vi than draw something other than a toon at the moment. Also Vi was the original awakening so this comic is Pinecone lore accurate. Enjoy the wall of text.” /.End ID]

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