Drew Betty Boop/Baby Esther

HEY YOU

THE ONE READING THIS

DRINK SOME WATER

and send this to another dehydrated fool

"Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order."

filthy rich, dirt poor... all money is soil

Do people have a favorite uno bot? Like Pudding seems like a little bitch but Dusty is a pure soul.

I’m not religious, but sometimes I like to pretend life is a video game and God™ is a team of developers so I can complain about shitty game mechanics. For example:

It’s great that they patched the glitch where only men could open bank accounts, but for some reason my vision is blurred past a certain point. Others have complained about this but God™ refuses to patch it. We’ve all had to use the Warped Glass exploit for ages and sure the tech is getting better but I’m still spending an absurd amount of Currency™ on what shouldn’t be glitching in the first place. Quality of life things, you know?

If anyone else has a complaint about Earth: Living an Existence I’m all ears

doing theater with anxiety fucking suuuuucks

like I'll have nailed the audition and then they call me back for "ensemble" and by then I know theyre not casting me so like tELL ME NOW WHY WAIT MY GOD

YOU CANNOT HURT MY FEELINGS. KNOWING LATER I WASN'T CAST RATHER THAN NOW GIVES ME ~MORE~ PSYCHIC DAMAGE

JUST TELL ME IF I GOT IN THE DAMN SHOW OR NOT SO I CAN MOVE ON WITH MY LIFE

"fruit has sugar" warning post reminds me of my coworker who told me to make sure I don't get "addicted to fruit". yeah i'm also addicted to a nice walk on the beach

Happy new year! Remember to slay your enemies in a literal and metaphorical sense!

Behold, that Padparascha x Leggy Steven Universe ship as a Garnet! Give her a name please because I’m not a geologist.

(Image description): Fan art of a theorized gem fusion between the Steven Universe gems Leggy Ruby and Padparascha. She’s very similar to Garnet. She has bright warm pink skin and fluffy orange hair with bangs in the middle of her forehead, blocking a third eye. She has puffy sleeves and a short bustle-y orange skirt over dark pink shorts, top and shoes. She has one gem on her left thigh and one gem on the back of her right hand. She’s saying “I predict we will meet a new fusion very soon!”

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