probablyapinecone

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Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

my quips must not be funny enough. i’m no longer waking up to 1 note every day

I was gonna just comment this but my hate is beyond just “it’s boring”

spoilers for bridge to terabithia but idk I think that’s one that everyone was forced to read in school

Do keep in mind I read this of my own accord btw. The whole book was meh, mediocre. I didn’t care much for the main character, but Leslie was great. I wanted to be her friend, she seemed so genuine and fun and like she’d help me get out of my little book nerd comfort zone.

anyway the book was really boring. Blah farm blah races at recess blah wtf fatshamimg out of nowhere blah museum blah WHAT THE FUCK THEY KILLED OFF MY FAVORITE CHARACTER OUT OF LITERALLY NOWHERE.

THEY LITERALLY HAD NO REASON TO DO THAT. NO PLOT DEVICE. NO FORESHADOWING. JUST KILLING OFF LESLIE FOR THE SAKE OF ENDING THE BOOK. LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE WOULD’VE BEEN A BETTER ENDING. I WOULD’VE APPRECIATED A FUCKING CANNED HETERO SHIP BETWEEN THE ELEMENTARY SCHOOLERS MORE THAN THAT, WHICH IS ARGUABLY THE WORST ENDING. WHY DID THEY DO THAT.

I also hate Ramona the Brave but that’s a different rant.

Enough about favorite books. What’s a book you read and absolutely hated? The book you’ve got a bone to pick with.

funny because I fuckin hate eating crab but idk maybe I should start pinching people more. crab is the perfect animal and the quiz does knows best.

@st0ne-wasps @fenkizard @cactus-coder-13 @giantduckofficial @hekate-offical + all my other moots and anyone else who sees this

FISH QUIZZZZ!!! FISH QUIZZZ!!!! TAKE IT!!!

quiz made: june 2024

Well you should’ve named yourself something else then

As an american (unfortunately) I can confirm this is 100% accurate. Uhh yeehaw guns and sodium

if i ever write something set in the united states im just going to do zero research whatsoever and make stuff up to sound cool it’s equality

very good things

when i look at my dog and exclaim “kisses you!” and she comes over so I can give her a kiss on the face

when i look at my dog and exclaim “kisses me?” and her tail goes ballistic as she smooches my face ecstatically 

my dog

Oh come on lady, you can't deny a man his gaycation

mom, dad… i’m…. RANDOM!! LOL XD

Stretching isn’t enough I need to be able to disassemble my body like legos

love how i currently look more alt in an attempt to pass as gay than i ever did when i was 14, “straight” and actually trying to be alt

Reblog if you are

as a general rule, I am very very VERY against the whole concept of computer brain chips. it is dystopian and creepy and invasive.

but as I sit here, fresh piercings hurting like hell and the only headphones compatible with my computer just barely resting on my ears, I hate to say it, but it would sure be nice to have my little cowboy game's music channeled directly into my brain.

If you support gay marriage reblog this. If you're on the homophobic side, keep scrolling.

As a bisexual, it sickens me that some people WILL keep scrolling.

hello. i came from the cows tag seeing your post. in case you still havent found out, kids mooing like "sultry cows" might be from the video called "gay little cow found its moo" okay have a good day!

omg thank you so much!!!! i was so confused

beautiful women named extreme heat warning keep blowing up my phone

was just informed make a bad comic day exists

:/

Gordon Ramsey fursona reveal!

Reblog if

reblog this if you support

•trans men

•trans women

•gender fluid people

•Agender people

•aroace people

•non binary people

•lesbians

•gays

•Asexual people

•Agender people

• LGBTQ+

•people that are they/them

•people that are he/him (and are apart of LGBTQ)

•people that are she/her(and are apart of LGBTQ)

•people that are xe/xim

•people that are ze/zer

•pansexual

It was my friends idea to make one of these "reblog if" so I did!:-)

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

hating skirts with all the passion Hamilton hated Jefferson with is all cute fun and games until I find an adorable skirt and come to the heart wrenching realization that it would not, in fact, translate to pants well at all.

most notable times of being hit on by customers:

guy who tried to impress me with card tricks and failed every single one of them

old man who attempted to get my number when his wife walked away and slipped me his email address ending with “@ aol.com” when i said i don’t do that

cute gay couple that came back to tell me i was cute and then called the shop to ask me out

older professor who i talked to about folklore and told me he dressed as a wizard for recitals saying “this is really embarrassing but umm.. i’d love to get to know you more..” and gave me a receipt with his email address on it

dude in his 40s asking me on a movie date and me saying yes but then he kept starting text conversations with “ahoi hoi”

military guy who said it’d be hot if i killed him with a baseball bat

most notable time a customer did not ask me out:

a man who i knew had a wife and children getting really flustered and saying “um. ive been, uh.. idk if you remember me but um. i come in here a lot and ive uhhh haha umm ive been wanting to ask you for a couple weeks now.. um. have you read the green lantern issue i recommended??????”

Character concept for an urban fantasy story:

A guy who looks 100% human but is dressed like an orc, walks like an orc, speaks the local Orcish dialect as fluently as a native speaker, and is covered in orc tattoos. One with a more educated eye on the matter could see that the tattoos are not human mimicry of orc tattoos, but the genuine real deal. Orcs do not tattoo anyone outside of their own tribe, and if you ask the guy how he got them, he looks insulted and says that his grandma made them for him. His last name is an orcish clan name.

On a second look, one could guess that he's a half-orc who inexplicably just managed to not inherit any physical traits from his other parent. He is, however, not a half-orc. His little sister is, though. Their mother doesn't have any family of her own, and he was two years old when the two of them escaped from his father. He has no memory of his father, and doesn't care to have a human family - his stepfather's family is their family now.

He doesn't know his biological father's name, where he lives, or whether he's even alive or not. He's entirely unaware that his father died years ago, alone in his home, from a mysterious spontaneous case of Orc Dagger Shoved Down His Throat.