Male Character: I'm Not Attracted To Women.

Listen up!

You see a post like this? Where OP might hurt/kill themselves? You hit that button that I circled

Hit that.

Click Suicide or Self-harm Concern

Yes.

Fill in the rest of it, and hit submit. The "content you reported" will fill itself in

Tumblr will follow up and help them.

Warning: this is only for mobile. If anyone knows how to do this for desktop, please add it!

This could SAVE SOMEONE'S LIFE.

YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE NOT TO REBLOG THIS.

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF IT DOESN'T GO WITH YOUR BLOG'S THEME.

And yes, REBLOG. Liking does no shit at all. This isn't ig.

You reblog, people see it. You don't, people don't see it. This shit's that simple.

This could save someone's life. It's not a joke.

I hate this. I must spread it further

I love seeing a meme and being like oh, tumblrs going to love this one

Absolutely cromulent edibles, I can’t believe she dried that goldfish until he christmas. Balloons bean her girlfriend, lol am I right?

lions are very mean and like jellyfish

lol

I cut my hair shorter than I’ve had it in conscious memory about 2 months ago. I just wanted to share some things that are very minor but I just didn’t realize were a thing beforehand:

My hair gets greasy SO FAST now. I think the lack of hair and significantly less brushing disperses oils less which leads me to point 2:

I can get away with brushing my hair once a day. Before I had to brush my hair at least twice a day AND had to have my hair in a ponytail or braid unless I wanted to brush out a giant mat at the end of the day.

I’ve been going through so little conditioner and it feels GREAT. I was on the verge of finding a zero waste alternative to the recyclable bottles I kept buying because I went through that much conditioner.

Ponytails actually keep the hair out of the way now. Before if I wanted my hair properly out of the way I needed a claw clip or a bun. This was not helped by the fact I hate hairspray and gel on my actual head with a passion.

My bedhead defies gravity now. I thought that was a cartoon cliche.

Turns out my hair is NOT wavy at the ends like I thought, I just had so much hair that it was almost always drying while resting on something after a shower and would thus curl the ends slightly.

My hair isn’t even that short now, it just reaches my shoulders. I had been growing out my hair since I was 4 and at its peak I think it reached my lower back. Far too much hair. Never again.

Meet Dr. Frug, a gnomish common teacher having a bit of a midlife crisis.

Panel 1: Dr Frug is writing some Common on a chalkboard in a classroom when a student throws a crumpled piece of paper at his head

Panel 2: Dr Frug shouts “THAT IS IT!” And throws his chalk on the ground

Panel 3: Dr Frug storms out, saying “I QUIT! You ruffians can teach yourselves common!”

Panel 4: Dr Frug is now at a blacksmith, barely able to see over the counter saying “I need the biggest sword you have”