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Behold, that Padparascha x Leggy Steven Universe ship as a Garnet! Give her a name please because I’m not a geologist.

(Image description): Fan art of a theorized gem fusion between the Steven Universe gems Leggy Ruby and Padparascha. She’s very similar to Garnet. She has bright warm pink skin and fluffy orange hair with bangs in the middle of her forehead, blocking a third eye. She has puffy sleeves and a short bustle-y orange skirt over dark pink shorts, top and shoes. She has one gem on her left thigh and one gem on the back of her right hand. She’s saying “I predict we will meet a new fusion very soon!”

Behold

Haha so funny story, turns out the bisexual panic I was experiencing was not in fact bisexual panic, it was me being gay and having anxiety over the fact that if I was bi it meant that I have to like boys

it’s no longer pride month which means it’s HALLOWEEN PREP TIME BABYYY

I've made this post like six times but it still fucks me up the China's mountains just look like that. Like I spent decades thinking it was stylistic but no, they just have different mountains over there.

Meet Dr. Frug, a gnomish common teacher having a bit of a midlife crisis.

Panel 1: Dr Frug is writing some Common on a chalkboard in a classroom when a student throws a crumpled piece of paper at his head

Panel 2: Dr Frug shouts “THAT IS IT!” And throws his chalk on the ground

Panel 3: Dr Frug storms out, saying “I QUIT! You ruffians can teach yourselves common!”

Panel 4: Dr Frug is now at a blacksmith, barely able to see over the counter saying “I need the biggest sword you have”

yup, pretty funny. (reaches down and picks up a random inconspicuous rock off the ground and turns the base of it to face you and you see that etched into the bottom is the joke you just made with an inscribed date from 5 years ago and my signature)

omfg im laughing so hard i fell asleep on my keyboard last night and i just found this