I'm Just Another Teenager Who Binge Watched The Final Destination Franchise And Now Over Analyzes Everything

I'm just another teenager who binge watched the final destination franchise and now over analyzes everything around them so they wouldn't die by tripping over honey which fell on the floor because i accidently whipped the ladle across the other side of kitchen which made the honey fall all over the floor BUT I DON'T SLIP AND DIE BECAUSE I'M NOT FUCKING STUPID TO DO ANY OF THAT😭😭

help final destination movies makes me believe that I'm going to die any day now

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Me when I really really wanna interact with my mutuals but I also have crippling social anxiety so I end up stalking their posts like

Me When I Really Really Wanna Interact With My Mutuals But I Also Have Crippling Social Anxiety So I

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yes ofcourse i got the anxiety prime for free and for the lifetime :)

potential-sapphic-friend - Myrtie

um yes? that's literally what i do

potential-sapphic-friend - Myrtie

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if you still miss them then you're not keeping yourself busy enough missy. Stop procrastinating and get some work done :)


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me when i finally do something I've been dying to do for AGES and it doesn't turn out the way it was supposed to:

Me When I Finally Do Something I've Been Dying To Do For AGES And It Doesn't Turn Out The Way It Was

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so my friend has been spamming so much on stories lately and not to be rude but I'm afraid they're just slacking off and they posted something saying "we all have to start texting each other like old timey explorers" so i sent them a long text saying something like:

dearest madame ,

my heart yearns to meet your gaze like old times but now that I'm torn apart from my abode i can't help but notice that you seen quite out of space and have been using your sylphlike brain on giving silly supplementary captions over these cheap pieces of commentary on life. My heart breaks but i won't let it anymore. I hope you survive these hard times in your life.

yours lovingly,

very close sapphic friend

HELP IT'S SO FUNNY I CAN'T 😭


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yeah like just text me first then I'll take it from there fs fs 😭

Anyone else stare at their mutuals like πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€ β€œplease dm me. You seem so cool and I wanna be friends. β€œ

STOP THEY'RE SO CUTEEEE

Charlie: "Why Are We Like This?"
Charlie: "Why Are We Like This?"

Charlie: "Why are we like this?"

Nick : "Because you're Charlie. And you love me. And I love you"

It's so romantic 😍πŸ₯°πŸ’™πŸ’›πŸ‚πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ


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