So My Friend Has Been Spamming So Much On Stories Lately And Not To Be Rude But I'm Afraid They're Just

so my friend has been spamming so much on stories lately and not to be rude but I'm afraid they're just slacking off and they posted something saying "we all have to start texting each other like old timey explorers" so i sent them a long text saying something like:

dearest madame ,

my heart yearns to meet your gaze like old times but now that I'm torn apart from my abode i can't help but notice that you seen quite out of space and have been using your sylphlike brain on giving silly supplementary captions over these cheap pieces of commentary on life. My heart breaks but i won't let it anymore. I hope you survive these hard times in your life.

yours lovingly,

very close sapphic friend

HELP IT'S SO FUNNY I CAN'T 😭