Isa: Love Is Like A Fart. If You Force It, You're Going To Make A Mess.

Isa: I didn’t sleep very good last night. So this morning I put Monster Energy drinks in my coffee. I was halfway to work when I realized I forgot my car.

Jake: I drink to forget but I always remember.

Isa: You're drinking orange juice.

An elderly woman breaks down as she speaks in the north of Gaza as she mentions how 2 of her kids in this genocide were killed and another in a different bombardment.

Jake: What do you think about my new sneakers?

Isa: What did I do to give you the impression I actually care about what you think?

Jake: Do they look-

Isa: No, they don’t look “cool”.

Isa: I am going to name my kid Pac-man so he can see ghosts.

just letting u guys know that imma take a break to focus on my exams.

im fucking tired, ill do the rest tomorrow. also i have a new series coming up called Pancakes for Dinner so yeah. I think ill explain all that tomorrow

nearly 300 people were arrested in nyc last night

Isa: *Gasp*

Jake: wHAT??

Isa: What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish?

Jake: *inhales*

Kai, in another room: Why can I hear screeching?

Jake: My mom gave me a hundred bucks cuz I made it onto the Honor Roll again.

Isa: That’s nothing. My mom doesn’t give me money for grades. She gives me money whenever I compliment her looks when she ain’t around.