Jake: My Mom Gave Me A Hundred Bucks Cuz I Made It Onto The Honor Roll Again.

Jake: My mom gave me a hundred bucks cuz I made it onto the Honor Roll again.

Isa: That’s nothing. My mom doesn’t give me money for grades. She gives me money whenever I compliment her looks when she ain’t around.

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2 years ago

Isa: I didn’t sleep very good last night. So this morning I put Monster Energy drinks in my coffee. I was halfway to work when I realized I forgot my car.


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11 months ago
the destiel love confession meme format. the top panel says "I love you." the bottom panel says "the ICJ just ruled Israel as an apartheid state, that they must leave the occupied territory and pay reparations, and that other states cannot provide aid or assistance to Israel"

no I'm not kidding (x) (x) (x) (x)

2 years ago

Jake: Last week, Isa tried to flush a live lobster down the toilet "because it worked for Nemo".


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2 years ago

Court: about to have Isa hanged over attempted murder.

Jake, bursting into jail: You don’t have all the facts!

The judge: Which are?

Jake: I love her.


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2 years ago

Isa: Do you take constructive criticism?

Jake: Not without crying.


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2 years ago

Isa: *Gasp*

Jake: wHAT??

Isa: What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish?

Jake: *inhales*

Kai, in another room: Why can I hear screeching?


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1 year ago
Palestinian Activists Get Their Message Across On Londons Iconic Tower Bridge Landmark- One Of The Cities

Palestinian activists get their message across on Londons iconic Tower Bridge landmark- one of the cities most historic buildings. We need a ceasefire now.

1 year ago

A Reminder

Palestine is not over. Palestine is not dead. Gaza, the West Bank, the entire region between the river and the sea, and the various countries across the world where refugees have fled to, house a surviving people and surviving culture. Palestine is not dead, and WILL NOT die.

I'm seeing a lot of very valid despair online, but if you're someone like me, living a privileged life in a Western country NOT under active bombardment, and which is actually COMPLICIT to some degree in that bombardment: we don't get to give up. Not now, not ever.

You can still get involved in protests or direct actions (e.g. blocking supply), you can still donate eSims or fund UNRWA on your government's behalf, you can still hassle the crap out of your local MP. No, it won't roll back the harm that's already been committed, but all of those things are STILL WORTH DOING. PEOPLE ARE STILL ALIVE OVER THERE. PALESTINE IS STILL WORTH SAVING.

If you've bothered to read this far, you're probably already aware of what's going on over there right now. If not, check out Al Jazeera's fantastic coverage. But also remember that Palestine, and Palestinian culture, is more than just death and despair. Examples below:

Long live Palestine, from the river to the sea.

1 year ago
Alejandra Caraballo
@Esqueer_ on Twitter

Columbia's web page discussing its regret for calling in police to arrest students in 1968 is displaying a warning about limited access due to NYPD on campus arresting students.

May Columbia never live this down.
You Can Taste The Fucking Irony

you can taste the fucking irony

2 years ago

Isa: Be careful who you make memories with, those things can last a lifetime.


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