Isa: I Didn’t Sleep Very Good Last Night. So This Morning I Put Monster Energy Drinks In My Coffee.

Isa: I didn’t sleep very good last night. So this morning I put Monster Energy drinks in my coffee. I was halfway to work when I realized I forgot my car.

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2 years ago

"I think what made me love him is that everyone loves him but he hangs out with me."


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2 years ago

Isa: Hey Jake I donated all your books to the library.

Jake: But why would you do that?

Isa: So that you don’t get bored there.


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2 years ago

Jake: Deaf animals have absolutely no concept of noise or the fact that anything else can hear.

Isa: But deaf humans have concept of noise, stupid. They know they’re deaf.


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1 year ago

verified ways to send aid to gaza directly

Help a Palestinian family directly:

gazafunds.com - Donate directly to a Palestinian family in urgent need of evacuation, medical attention, food, rebuilding homes/businesses etc. (Spotlights 1 verified gfm at a time so if you don't know who/where to donate to just go here and donate to the one they show you!)

Help provide tents (urgent):

@helpgazachildren: Currently helping Palestinians in a refugee camp in Rafah flee the Rafah invasion to Khan Younis. Funds will cover the cost of tents & transport fuel (emergency, Rafah is being burned as we speak) (gfm)

The Sameer Project: Currently providing tents for displaced families in Gaza (emergency bc tents in Rafah are being burned as we speak) (paypal) (gfm)

Food, cash & essentials:

Care for Gaza: Working on the ground in Gaza to distribute food, cash, medicine & other essentials to displaced families. (paypal) (gfm)

Direct Aid for Gaza: also working on the ground in Gaza to distribute food, cash & other daily essential suppliess to displaced families. (paypal) (gfm)

Water:

Gaza Municipality's water project: The official Municipality of Gaza needs help rebuilding the water infrastructure in Gaza City to restore access to clean water and waste management services for the people of Gaza. (This campaign only has a few weeks left but it's still only at 15%!)

eSIMs (urgent):

guide to buy & send esims to gaza

Crips for eSims for Gaza: If you don't know how to buy esims or don't have the capacity to manage them (e.g. topping up regularly), this team of volunteers are collecting funds to buy & manage gaza esims regularly

Medical Aid

Palestine Red Crescent Society: Provides emergency medical and ambulance services and humanitarian relief on the ground in Gaza e.g. rescuing and treating the wounded.

2 years ago

Jake: This room hasn’t been sprayed, are you sure you can sleep here tonight?

Isa: For the last time, yes! I’m not a little kid jeez.

Jake: oKay then, goodnight!

- Later during the night

Isa rushing into Jake’s room and landing on him: JAKE!!!! There’s a spider!

Jake, startled: What the fuck Isa?

Isa: *buries her head into Jake’s chest*

Jake: *sighs* Told you you couldn’t sleep in there.


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2 years ago

Jake: Why is there a dead guy on our porch? Kai: Isa punched him in the guts. Jake: WHY? Kai: Poor dude forgot the garlic knots.


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2 years ago

Kai: I hate my future self. I wish I was someone else. Jake: You are you. No one can take that away. Isa: Except maybe your mom.


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2 years ago

Isa: Hey, I cook!

Jake: Offering people gum is not cooking!


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2 years ago

Jake: Are you busy today Isa?

Isa: I’m busy converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.

Jake: I thought trees did that.

Isa: That’s photosynthesis.


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2 years ago
 What Do You Think When You See Stars?

what do you think when you see stars?

the feeling that everything will be okay. i see nirvana in the stars above. i feel the rain cascade down my cheekbones. my eyes flutter and see a faint rainbow etching across the cloudy, grey sky. a glimpse of you and i, our story written across the stars. constellations that reflect our personality, the very fabric of who we are and who we’re meant to be.

nirvana - a miracle I wish to see.

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