Isa: My Love For You Is Like Dirty Socks.

Isa: Hand me the people opener.

Jake: ...

Jake: Pardon?

Isa, annoyed: The people opener! Just hand it to me!

Jake, stressed: WHAT THE FUCK IS A PEOPLE OPENER?

Isa: How do you not know what a people opener is? Its pointy- you know? With a handle?

Jake: Knife. It's called a knife.

Jake: Why is there a dead guy on our porch? Kai: Isa punched him in the guts. Jake: WHY? Kai: Poor dude forgot the garlic knots.

Jake: If you turn a pizza inside out, is it still called a pizza or?

Isa: That’s technically spaghetti.

Jake: You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone?

Isa: That’s your common sense leaving your body.

Source

Democracy at work

Concentration camp.

They built a concentration camp.

I don't think words can describe what this other than genocide.

Court: about to have Isa hanged over attempted murder.

Jake, bursting into jail: You don’t have all the facts!

The judge: Which are?

Jake: I love her.

platforming palestinian joy is just as important as sharing the suffering they're enduring during this genocide. despite continued displacement and bombardment, you cannot steal their joy and spirit. 🖤🇵🇸 may they grow up to see a free palestine

Isa: Don’t you just love it when people interrupt you?

Isa, checking off a list of the people she’s stabbed: Another one for the taking.

hello everyone!!

you may have noticed that i wasn’t on here for a long time and the truth is, i just don’t have the energy to post anything anymore. i’ll be going on an indefinite hiatus until i can get my life back together. this blog will still be available for viewing but no new posts will be made. thank you for everything.

- yvette may <3