Isa: Hand Me The People Opener.

Jake: I know what you’re up to, Isa.

Isa: Really? Because I barely know.

Isa: But when all hope seemed lost, I had an epiphany!

Isa, earlier: I'm going to throw myself into the sea.

Jake: This room hasn’t been sprayed, are you sure you can sleep here tonight?

Isa: For the last time, yes! I’m not a little kid jeez.

Jake: oKay then, goodnight!

- Later during the night

Isa rushing into Jake’s room and landing on him: JAKE!!!! There’s a spider!

Jake, startled: What the fuck Isa?

Isa: *buries her head into Jake’s chest*

Jake: *sighs* Told you you couldn’t sleep in there.

Jake: Are you busy today Isa?

Isa: I’m busy converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.

Jake: I thought trees did that.

Isa: That’s photosynthesis.

Isa: If Google matched people up by their browsing history, it could be the greatest online dating website of all time.

Jake: Or the greatest disaster.

Isa: Jake, do you think I gained weight?

Jake: No, I think the living room got smaller.

every day I think about the religious anime girls…

And how the artist drew several pro-Palestine drawings like this one

in 2014, that’s right, 2014, this did not fucking start October 7th.

ahh i feel miserable, guess it's time to escape into the world i created in my head where i am loved by someone because i am so horribly deprived of love in the real world !

Isa: The sad moment when you return to your ordinary life after watching an awesome movie.

Jake: Last week, Isa tried to flush a live lobster down the toilet "because it worked for Nemo".