Democracy At Work

Jake: Where are you going?

Isa: Hell, eventually.

Jake: You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone?

Isa: That’s your common sense leaving your body.

“she got the best of you, part of me always knew.”

Jake: *sneezes*

Isa:

Jake: You’re not even going to say ‘bless you’?

Isa: I’m sitting here with you, you’ve clearly been blessed.

Jake: send a letter to algebra.

Isa: why?!

Jake: please..

Isa: ugh

Isa: dear algebra, stop telling everybody to find your x. She’s not coming back. And don’t ask me y.

Jake: you tried.

Isa: Hey Jake I donated all your books to the library.

Jake: But why would you do that?

Isa: So that you don’t get bored there.

Isa, pulling back the shower curtain:Hey, what do you want for breakfast? Jake: Privacy?

That part

Isa: Stay hungry.

Jake: Stay foolish.

Isa: Sarcasm: The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.

Jake: Sarcastically speaking, are we allowed this fine, elegant trademark?

Isa: Sarcasm isn’t for the weak.