If Your Parents Didn’t Have Children, There’s A 100% Chance That You Won’t Either

It’s a bones kind of day ☠️ Hashtag Boner Monday 🙏🖤🕷️

hey girl you're so vitamin deficiency can we kiss

AU: President Obama falls for part white house intern part rockstar Harry Styles. Obama surprises Harry in the audience of one of his shows and the affair blossoms from there.

Reblog, click the picture, and prepare for battle.

someone teach me how to draw bears

when i tell you i had an aneurysm

If ur in the epic discord you've seen this dumb thing already but here it is again

suck, and i cannot stress this enough, my cock to the fucking base

biggest reason i make so many flop posts on here is because everything i do reeks of the desperation to make a popular tumblr post. this is deliberate, because it is what protects me from ACTUALLY making a popular tumblr post. so long as i crave it, tumblr fame will never find me. it is only when i turn away, and accept my fate of obscurity, that people will lay their eyes upon me. and it WILL be because i tripped and fell on my stupid face while i was turning

People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter