It Is Possible That Somewhere Off The Coast Of Newfoundland There Is An Iceberg Shaped Like A Giant Dick.

basically I think that if your protagonist doesn’t want to fuck someone so bad it makes them look stupid, then there probably isn’t enough energy in your story. “Fuck someone” isn’t literal btw—they can want to uncover the secrets of their parent’s death, they can want to prove their worth, they can want a donut from one particular bakery—it can be anything so long as they want it so bad that they’ll make decisions that make any sane person go “are you a moron??”, with little to no forethought, or even tons of forethought and this is still the option they chose. Because they want to fuck that thing so bad.

caesars assassination but with empty cardboard tubes

this is exactly what being a girl feels like

when i tell you i had an aneurysm

You can only reblog this today.

Can someone please explain to me what evaporated milk is? Wouldn’t that just be gas by definition? I live in constant fear

Eurylochus keeps trying to reason with me. Unfortunately for him, my grandfather named me the angry

girl you are killing it! girl i think it's dead! girl you can stop STABBING

I get laid tomorrowwwwww