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Sad Elvis: Woe, Mama

Today the sky looked like straight from a van gogh painting

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happy Thursday the 20th

happy hallowed ween from your local potion seller……

second potion is an old commission for @vzmp i reuploaded because i messed up the formatting the first time and it’s been bugging me for ages

please no halloween posts just yet. there’s still 2 months left

AU: President Obama falls for part white house intern part rockstar Harry Styles. Obama surprises Harry in the audience of one of his shows and the affair blossoms from there.

There are exactly two kinds of horny male authors:

The ones who only seem to vaguely know what sex is, and regardless of the number of partners they might have had altogether, there have been none that were particularly satisfied with what they got.

The ones who clearly fuck so much that they write characters having sex into the story in the exact same self-indulgent way that you would write characters engaging in your favourite hobby.

What is this, a crossover episode?

hi my commission still open... if you want to support my art before christmass you can DMs me thank you...