Reblog To Give A Nonbinary Person A Warm Cup Of Soup.

NO YOU CANT DO THAT

You think THATS a denim jacket?

Surely you

Jest

future archaeologists will know you were (not) a boy

It just kills me when writers create franchises where like 95% of the speaking roles are male, then get morally offended that all of the popular ships are gay. It’s like, what did they expect?

Untitled.

i made a comic in google slides for some ungodly reason

the biggest scam tumblr pulls is all the people who come here convinced they want to be tumblr famous

you know what? that's it.

I'm preheating my oven to 400° f, AND I'm lining a baking sheet with aluminum foil

you're really in for it now, buster.

I'm stirring up some butter, olive oil, parsley, and yeah, I'm adding minced garlic too.

I'm slathering you in this.

now I'm gonna put you in the oven for 25 to 30 minutes

you are so DONE FOR

me: why are you destroying earth!!!

aliens: because theres people who think that english is the only language they need to speak

me: thats fair i understand

ITS MARCH YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

Not every sentence that's seventeen syllables works as a haiku.