ITS MARCH YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

No, no it isn’t.

ASMR videos being popular and sought-after has to be the world's biggest prank against me. I fundamentally refuse to believe any of that is enjoyable. Hearing it turns me into an animal that needs to attack you so hard for Making those noises inside my ears.

So there’s this huge dudebro in my class, who, yesterday, sat next to me. And I’m sitting there sweating because like… I’m wearing my shirt with the lesbian flag on it, and he’s the most popular jock in school, and always has this look on his face that say ‘I can and will kill you’. He looks me up and down, stares at me for a minute and then goes, “So. Girls in skirts and long socks, am I right?”

To which I nodded solemnly, both out of agreement, surprise and also a healthy amount of awkward fear. He nodded and went, “You get it.”

I said, “Yep.” He fistbumped me, and on went our lives.

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

grug dyeing hair with blueberries. grug inventing pronouns.

NO YOU CANT DO THAT

commission open.

hello if you want some art like this you can DM me. i really need commission rn

thank rebboging is vmhelp me a lot.

but pls take my slot !!