Y'all. I Found An Account On Twitter That Posts Funny Fanfiction Lines And Its A Fucking Goldmine. Here's

does ANYONE have the post where it’s like “You know you’re having a good phone call when you start walking around the room” and there’s like 4 pics of a guy standing on a washing machine and sitting upside down you know what I’m talking about

It just kills me when writers create franchises where like 95% of the speaking roles are male, then get morally offended that all of the popular ships are gay. It’s like, what did they expect?

i think one of the reasons i get mildly annoyed about worldbuilding threads that are 200 tweets of why you should care about where blue dye comes from in your world before saying someone is wearing blue is that so few of them go up to the second level of "and that should impact your characters somehow" - i don't care that blue dye comes from pressing berries that only grow in one kingdom a thousand miles away if people are casually wearing blue

when i tell you i had an aneurysm

happy Thursday the 20th

hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

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It is possible that somewhere off the coast of Newfoundland there is an iceberg shaped like a giant dick.

this is all I have to say