Cuz Baby I Deliver (a Lethal Dose Of Morphine)

absolutely wild that alex keeps making insinuations about loscar as if he isn’t the one who has allegations with george made on sky sports

Who's your bias? Mine's Vettel!

F1 Media AU | The Silver War

HBO’s “The Silver War” delves into the captivating tale of Formula 1 titans, Lewis Hamilton and Nico Rosberg, whose childhood friendship transformed into one of the most intense rivalries in the history of motorsport. With unprecedented access to exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes footage, and archival race footage, “The Silver War” offers a comprehensive and gripping account of the highs, lows, and dramatic moments that characterized this now legendary duel, from their mutual support in their quest for success in the early karting days, to the growing tensions as they find themselves competing for the World Drivers Championship. Yet, amidst the fierce competition, glimpses of their enduring respect and shared history emerge, offering a bittersweet reminder of the bond that once united them. Through poignant storytelling and captivating narrative, “The Silver War” presents a nuanced portrayal of the Hamilton-Rosberg saga, illuminating the profound impact of friendship, rivalry, and the relentless pursuit of greatness in the world of Formula 1.

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if house md were running in 2024 there would be an episode with a patient who identifies as an ‘online content creator’ (cagily) where house agrees to take the case primarily because when he offhandedly refers to her as an onlyfans model both cameron and cuddy get really offended and say it’s a sexist assumption so he doubles down and becomes committed to finding the patient’s onlyfans and proving it. at some point it would be revealed that chase actually is an onlyfans model and started doing it as a stopgap after his dad died and he suddenly got disinherited but he makes so much money off it that now medicine is basically just a hobby. cameron and foreman both disagree with the concept online sex work but it turns out they disagree for different reasons (cameron thinks it’s exploitative and not-feminist, foreman finds it distasteful and thinks people should get ‘real jobs’) and spend most of their scenes together arguing about this while chase gets continually more shifty. they break into the patient’s house and there’s a full ringlight and camera setup which seems to confirm house’s suspicions. while trying to find the patient’s onlyfans house accidentally finds chase’s onlyfans instead and considers publicly embarrassing him about it like he did with wilson’s sex tape but soon realises that most of the staff at the hospital are already subscribed to chase’s onlyfans so makes fun of him for that instead. it then transpires that the reason why the patient is so cagey about being a content creator is that she’s an ASMR artist and all the soap she’s been shaving on camera has irritated her lungs. cuddy is about to make house give her 20 extra hours of clinic duty as recompense but at last minute it’s revealed that the website the patient uses for some of her bonus commissions is, drumroll…onlyfans, because she’s been banned from patreon. how does house know this? wilson is subscribed to her because the soap videos sometimes soothe him to sleep. something by cigarettes after sex plays. roll end credits.

trying to work out where kimi will go next year purely on vibes and this is where i’m at:

alex and kimi? what the fuck is that i just cannot see it. that’s such a weird pairing to me they are so completely different. imagine team torque but it’s kimi and alex? they would both be mystified, i think their humours are very uncomplimentary.

george and kimi? brothers. stress levels are through the fucking roof. the image i have in my mind is of george giving a signature power point presentation and then kimi coming in the next day with a whole list of questions he stayed up all night writing and thinking about. toto would perfer nico and lewis fighting to this bullshit.

i was born in the right generation because i love the internet and hockey rpf

gay best friend

Is it really choir sheet music if it isn't a photocopy that says "do not photocopy this copyrighted material" at the bottom?

I often forget that not everyone reads gay fanfiction

while brocedes jumped off a bridge