Is It Really Choir Sheet Music If It Isn't A Photocopy That Says "do Not Photocopy This Copyrighted Material"

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i am so obsessed with this video i NEED kimi antonelli saying "i can't remember, we were eating tortellini" to be his version of "nothing just an inchident" like this has to be his line. kimi did you hit ollie in turn 1? i dont remember we were eating tortellini. kimi what happened in turn 12? i dont remember we were eating tortellini. come on

i am begging you to put the nico wait for it edit on tumblr so i can plaster it all over my wall and cry 😭 (or tell me it’s already here so i can hunt for it)

i don't post edits here but i love this edit so why not, there you go🤍

I love Casey stoner so much because like look at him??? He’s the hater, is brutally honest, is dgaf about you, and his racing style is just so good he rode like a worrier who knows he WILL survive. He didn’t ride for the show. He rode that bike for the victory. I remember my uncle who recommended me to watch the Motorsports races said he’s a Rossi fan but the way Casey rode was just impressive.

And he’s aussie. I love aussie people. And his smillleeeeee and his voice too. Love him.

NOvember. ive had enough

if house md were running in 2024 there would be an episode with a patient who identifies as an ‘online content creator’ (cagily) where house agrees to take the case primarily because when he offhandedly refers to her as an onlyfans model both cameron and cuddy get really offended and say it’s a sexist assumption so he doubles down and becomes committed to finding the patient’s onlyfans and proving it. at some point it would be revealed that chase actually is an onlyfans model and started doing it as a stopgap after his dad died and he suddenly got disinherited but he makes so much money off it that now medicine is basically just a hobby. cameron and foreman both disagree with the concept online sex work but it turns out they disagree for different reasons (cameron thinks it’s exploitative and not-feminist, foreman finds it distasteful and thinks people should get ‘real jobs’) and spend most of their scenes together arguing about this while chase gets continually more shifty. they break into the patient’s house and there’s a full ringlight and camera setup which seems to confirm house’s suspicions. while trying to find the patient’s onlyfans house accidentally finds chase’s onlyfans instead and considers publicly embarrassing him about it like he did with wilson’s sex tape but soon realises that most of the staff at the hospital are already subscribed to chase’s onlyfans so makes fun of him for that instead. it then transpires that the reason why the patient is so cagey about being a content creator is that she’s an ASMR artist and all the soap she’s been shaving on camera has irritated her lungs. cuddy is about to make house give her 20 extra hours of clinic duty as recompense but at last minute it’s revealed that the website the patient uses for some of her bonus commissions is, drumroll…onlyfans, because she’s been banned from patreon. how does house know this? wilson is subscribed to her because the soap videos sometimes soothe him to sleep. something by cigarettes after sex plays. roll end credits.

i hope that kmag does some really funny crimes before he goes. and we can all laugh together and hold hands and shake our heads with a rueful chuckle and say "boy that's kmag"

while brocedes jumped off a bridge

“Ollie, come down stairs” I hear Ayao Komatsu yell I look in the mirror and fluff my brown curls and adjust my haas team polo at the bottom of the stairs my team principal is standing next to a bailiff and a man with dark hair and dark eyes he looks me up and down like he wants to eat me “Ollie this is your new owner, Uralkali” omg my team sold me to one direction is letting a former sponsor seize me as collateral for unpaid debts

cuz baby i deliver (a lethal dose of morphine)