Anyway Have Any Of You Ever Thought About How Jason Was Raised By Wolves And Then An Army And Told He

Sometimes I forget that Casey Stoner & Mark Webber don't really exist in the same bubble as much as I would like them to...

trying to work out where kimi will go next year purely on vibes and this is where i’m at:

alex and kimi? what the fuck is that i just cannot see it. that’s such a weird pairing to me they are so completely different. imagine team torque but it’s kimi and alex? they would both be mystified, i think their humours are very uncomplimentary.

george and kimi? brothers. stress levels are through the fucking roof. the image i have in my mind is of george giving a signature power point presentation and then kimi coming in the next day with a whole list of questions he stayed up all night writing and thinking about. toto would perfer nico and lewis fighting to this bullshit.

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i hope that kmag does some really funny crimes before he goes. and we can all laugh together and hold hands and shake our heads with a rueful chuckle and say "boy that's kmag"

the point of rpf isn’t to concoct scenarios that are thinly veiled attempts to fuck the celebrities you like yourself. the point of rpf is to learn as much lore as is possible about the celebrities you like by whatever means necessary and use that information to craft scenarios that are wildly implausible but Technically could have happened. and then to chuckle about it. by the way

????????? Give him a chance to dress up and hes gonna commit to the bit! should have been a drag queen

happy bday valeeeeeee!!!

words cannot explain how important those two norwegian boys were 2 my character development

if house md were running in 2024 there would be an episode with a patient who identifies as an ‘online content creator’ (cagily) where house agrees to take the case primarily because when he offhandedly refers to her as an onlyfans model both cameron and cuddy get really offended and say it’s a sexist assumption so he doubles down and becomes committed to finding the patient’s onlyfans and proving it. at some point it would be revealed that chase actually is an onlyfans model and started doing it as a stopgap after his dad died and he suddenly got disinherited but he makes so much money off it that now medicine is basically just a hobby. cameron and foreman both disagree with the concept online sex work but it turns out they disagree for different reasons (cameron thinks it’s exploitative and not-feminist, foreman finds it distasteful and thinks people should get ‘real jobs’) and spend most of their scenes together arguing about this while chase gets continually more shifty. they break into the patient’s house and there’s a full ringlight and camera setup which seems to confirm house’s suspicions. while trying to find the patient’s onlyfans house accidentally finds chase’s onlyfans instead and considers publicly embarrassing him about it like he did with wilson’s sex tape but soon realises that most of the staff at the hospital are already subscribed to chase’s onlyfans so makes fun of him for that instead. it then transpires that the reason why the patient is so cagey about being a content creator is that she’s an ASMR artist and all the soap she’s been shaving on camera has irritated her lungs. cuddy is about to make house give her 20 extra hours of clinic duty as recompense but at last minute it’s revealed that the website the patient uses for some of her bonus commissions is, drumroll…onlyfans, because she’s been banned from patreon. how does house know this? wilson is subscribed to her because the soap videos sometimes soothe him to sleep. something by cigarettes after sex plays. roll end credits.