the point of rpf isn’t to concoct scenarios that are thinly veiled attempts to fuck the celebrities you like yourself. the point of rpf is to learn as much lore as is possible about the celebrities you like by whatever means necessary and use that information to craft scenarios that are wildly implausible but Technically could have happened. and then to chuckle about it. by the way
Sometimes I forget that Casey Stoner & Mark Webber don't really exist in the same bubble as much as I would like them to...
so uh, that F1TV commentary of the GP huh?
🎂 HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OUR GIRL 🎂
happy birthday kimi 🥳
trying to work out where kimi will go next year purely on vibes and this is where i’m at:
alex and kimi? what the fuck is that i just cannot see it. that’s such a weird pairing to me they are so completely different. imagine team torque but it’s kimi and alex? they would both be mystified, i think their humours are very uncomplimentary.
george and kimi? brothers. stress levels are through the fucking roof. the image i have in my mind is of george giving a signature power point presentation and then kimi coming in the next day with a whole list of questions he stayed up all night writing and thinking about. toto would perfer nico and lewis fighting to this bullshit.
Cuddy and Thirteen look like goddesses in every scene then House shows up looking like he's 5 days post mortem
i am so obsessed with this video i NEED kimi antonelli saying "i can't remember, we were eating tortellini" to be his version of "nothing just an inchident" like this has to be his line. kimi did you hit ollie in turn 1? i dont remember we were eating tortellini. kimi what happened in turn 12? i dont remember we were eating tortellini. come on