Brady: "Light Side, Dark Side, Light Side, Dark Side."

6) Thou shalt not burden thy brother by putting his own belongings on thy brother's bed.

7) Thou shalt crack a window when going big potty.

8) Thou shalt always tell thy brother if a hair, booger, or zipper is out of place.

9) Thou shalt not share thy underthings.

10) Thou shalt never let a girl come between you and thy brother.

The 10 Bromandments

1) Thou shalt not fetch food without bringing some for thy brother.

2) Thou shalt keep thy brother's secrets, no matter how embarrassing or personal.

3) Thou shalt not be friends with one brother, if you're not friends with the other.

4) Thou shalt be a sweetie and wipe the seatie, if thou sprinkles when he tinkles.

5) Thou shalt not covet thy brother's sandwich, chicken wings, or pizza.

Pair of Kings never had the "guy character dresses up as a girl for - reasons" because they knew king Brady trans would be too powerful.

He believed humans deserved the show and could handle season three as a deserved punishment. He was wrong.

God created the earth with the knowledge that with Creation would come the show pair of kings. He planned for its destruction because he was also burdened with the understanding that its third season would exist.

These spot the difference games just get harder and harder.

I thought there were only fraternal twins on the island.

The first episode is such a brilliant tv movie. The show was unfortunately on Disney XD, a far smaller platform. Disney had Good luck Charlie, Wizards of Waverly Place, Suite Life on Deck, and Ant farm at the time of it's airing. Too many powerhouse shows were ongoing at the time. XD only had Lab Rats and Zeke and Luther as popular live action shows. There was far less incentive to watch XD - let alone a new show! It's sad to know such a great show had so little chance for success.

Let’s talk about the fact that Pair Of Kings had everything to be a great series and yet it wasn’t?

I mean, it had magic, space for racial diversity (Kinkow is literally in the Southern Pacific, and the main characters are biracial) and cultural diversity/differences, politics, war, it’s a coming of age story, and the base for the characters is good.

It had everything to be awesome, yet most of the writing in it sucked; there was little to no planning, which resulted in lots of inconsistencies in the story line; most of the characters didn’t really get character arcs except for – specifically in season 3 and not that well done either – Boomer, Lanny, and Boz; the lore wasn’t properly developed (the lore is literally one of the most important parts in worldbuilding); not to mention that the show was downright misogynistic various times. 

And it really hurts me that it was like that because it had so much potential, the character dynamics were great, the comedy was on point, the setting was amazing – how did Disney dare to waste it?

Little Known Fact: You might not know, but before season 3 of Pair of Kings, Mitchel Musso got a haircut and was unrecognizable the following season.

"My tongue went back into its cave. You can't hide in there forever."

-P.O.K Pair of Geniuses

Same Vibe

Happy belated 29th birthday (1 day off) to these two Goofy Gubers. I can't believe the show has been gone for this long.