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friendly reminder that Brady Parker did everything he could to protect his brother from public embarrasment even if it meant making a fool of himself.

friendly reminder that Brady Parker hid his own singing talent because he didn’t want to be better in smth than Boomer was.

friendly reminder that Brady Parker saw the man who bullied and humiliated him for years in the same position and said “We have to let him down. We are kings, not bullies”.

friendly reminder that Brady Parker became Sirocco because he couldn’t let Lanny take their people’s money. Even though he and Boomer were broke and kinda needed it.

friendly reminder that Brady Parker literally risked his own life to save Boomer from that lava bridge without even hesitating

friendly reminder that Brady Parker went into the hive to giant bug which could bite his head at any moment just to get Mikayla a cure.

friendly reminder that Brady Parker hugged Mikayla even though she literally looked like a bug, and he did it without any disgust.

friendly reminder that Brady Parker always admitted that he was wrong and tried to fix what he’d done.

friendly reminder that Brady Parker is a fucking teenager who was bullied in school for years and has insecurities and trauma and self-esteem issues because of it. and his flirting is a defensive mechanism because he is afraid of being rejected.

friendly reminder that Brady Parker is the best character in this show, and there is nothing you haters can do with it. 

Little Known Fact: You might not know, but before season 3 of Pair of Kings, Mitchel Musso got a haircut and was unrecognizable the following season.

Real talk: The triplets parents were evil in naming all the kids with the same letter. I know people accidentally forgot/swapped Boomer and Brady's names all the time. Imagine if Boz had been in Chicago too. Just trouble

I wish Disney released their shows on DVD. I'd give them kudos for anticipating our streaming future, but they didn't do that. They just tried to get more people to pay more for cable.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/61723948

Hair and Power by Anonymous is such a good trans Brady fic, that I needed to recommend it with this post.

Pair of Kings never had the "guy character dresses up as a girl for - reasons" because they knew king Brady trans would be too powerful.

Pair of Kings never had the "guy character dresses up as a girl for - reasons" because they knew king Brady trans would be too powerful.

6) Thou shalt not burden thy brother by putting his own belongings on thy brother's bed.

7) Thou shalt crack a window when going big potty.

8) Thou shalt always tell thy brother if a hair, booger, or zipper is out of place.

9) Thou shalt not share thy underthings.

10) Thou shalt never let a girl come between you and thy brother.

The 10 Bromandments

1) Thou shalt not fetch food without bringing some for thy brother.

2) Thou shalt keep thy brother's secrets, no matter how embarrassing or personal.

3) Thou shalt not be friends with one brother, if you're not friends with the other.

4) Thou shalt be a sweetie and wipe the seatie, if thou sprinkles when he tinkles.

5) Thou shalt not covet thy brother's sandwich, chicken wings, or pizza.

Always been my own personal Pair of Kings headcannon that Brady is trans. Doesn't necessarily fit with the plot but... y'know, spices up Kinkow.

Makes the name calling of Lady Parker far hurtful.

I always wondered what would happen

We can't all be as cool as these guys