Jokes On The Homophobic Trad Christian Grandmas Out There

the amount of times I've dislocated my jaw from gasping (just heds things yk) at worlds beyond number is truly unhinged. like I feel like my jaw should be owed compensation for this storytelling

I feel like the first class you played in DND tells a lot about you

Reblog and put in the tags what your first class was

it's trans day of visibility so I thought in honour of that I'd share all my trans bad kid headcanons :))

we're starting with fabian because ofc we are. I love every iteration of trans fabian, transfem, transmasc, enby (less seen but still good). I personally hc him as transmasc, just because I enjoy the imaginary representation of rejection of anything remotely feminine due to dysphoria and then slowly coming back to the things that you genuinely like about it.

adaine next because I almost exclusively talk and think and breathe about adaine. gender nonconforming for sure, probably nonbinary (doesn't use a more specific label than that I don't think), either they/them or possibly they/she pronouns?

kristen is nonbinary and I think probably uses all pronouns?

gorgug also uses all pronouns, the third point of the nonbinary trinity. transfem gorgug also means a lot to me

riz is transmasc to me, he/him pronouns.

fig is transfem, she/they pronouns

lmk your trans bad kid headcanons because I've yet to hear one that doesn't work for me, these are just my personal favourites. happy trans day of visibility, love and solidarity to all my fellow trans people <3

defenestrate me please so I stop feeling these things

I feel crazy about Elias's scar, I feel crazy I feel insane, he bears the mark of his own kindness, a young and hungry, brilliant scientist who forces himself to live in a world of logic, wincing at his own reflection in the mirror because he has to face the evidence of his own emotion and righteousness adorned in blood.

The way he has to pull his hat down to hide it, which means he always has to keep his eyes to the ground, his scar literally barring him from human connection.

How he's thought of that girl who looked at him and actually smiled for Years because it means she saw his face and wasn't afraid.

Somebody through me out a WINDOW I'm LOSIN it

my dad laughs at the opening verse of emily I'm sorry, every time shaking his head and saying that it doesn't make sense. that it doesn't mean anything. I don't know what "when I pointed out where the north star is she called me a fucking liar" really means or even if something can really mean anything besides everything but to me that line is about him. because every time I share facts about my special interests or even just elements of my experience as a trans person, as a queer person, as a disabled person, I'm told I'm wrong even though I know more about these things than he does. I point out the north star because I love space and I want him to love me the way I love space but he tells me I'm wrong

"do you ever fear that the kindness shown to you by your friends is a reflection of their character? our family did not love us. and perhaps there is some trait of us that made that easy" um yes I do actually bleem shut the fuck up

I've been watching transplanar every time I feel overcome with despair about being trans (right now mostly in respect to the uk supreme court ruling last week, though it is a feeling I get a lot unfortunately) and like it's working but at what cost

just knitting a hat and openly weeping watching fearful symmetry what about it

"the fact that arcane thought they could distract us from the angst in the finale with all the gay people, and they were right" -@spideysdaydream 2025

You all need to hear this:

1. You probably dont suck at your craft as much as you think you do, I bet a lot of people are amazed at what you can make, and

2. If you actually are the Literal Worst In The Whole Wide World at your craft... who the fuck cares? What are they gonna do, call the police on you? Keep making your shitty little things, youre the boss of you, fuck the haters.