Look I Love Unconditional Devotion Love Stories As Much As The Next Person, But There's Really Something

August 17, 2007

characters who are so inauthentic. characters who only show what they want other people to see of them. characters who simply must have control over every part of themselves. do you even get it

I'm not saying when my boyfriend grabbed a commercial household drill and said "Hold still, Seymour!" It did something for me…but!

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YOU GUYS ARE ALL FUCKING PSYCHOPATHS WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

"you'd be seen with me in a public place like a department store?"

seymour and audrey, best T4T lovers to ever exist. i'm just testing the waters for my LSOH designs, but i like these two a lot so far!

[ID: a digital painting of seymour and audrey from little shop of horrors, facing each other and smiling. seymour is chubby with light brown skin, short dark curly hair, and glasses with a bandaid on his cheek, wearing a tan sweater over a light blue checkered shirt. audrey is skinny with pale skin, short wavy red hair, blue eyeshadow and a black eye, weaing an off-the-shoulder black dress and full-length gloves. the background is turquoise and 3 white lines.]

I actually do feel like the "unemployed friend on a Tuesday" meme actually helps de-stigmatize unemployment because it frequently affirms that when you don't have a job you're more likely to be getting up to some weird shit rather than just lazing around. But I also feel like the unemployed friend is frequently up to some random shit because there's a whole pile of miscellaneous life tasks that full-time employment keeps people from. The unemployed friend is helping their cousin move, or babysitting, or checking in with a neighbor with mobility issues. The unemployed friend is a walking thesis on the inflexibility of our current labor landscape and just how much work exists outside of work.

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