I Actually Do Feel Like The "unemployed Friend On A Tuesday" Meme Actually Helps De-stigmatize Unemployment

orin scivello save me

More Orin Scrivello becuz he's neat in the worst ways???

(u can choose what version. spspsp *that's me whispering* u could draw some more Steve martin but like I'm not FORCING you to🙏 spspsp)

HE'S THE DENTIST

There's probably a thing like... Reverse clown fetish. Being turned on by the idea that someone is deeply embarrassed by the fact that they want to fuck you. Being into the fact that fucking you would be deeply humiliating. Subjecting somebody to the mortifying ordeal of even admitting to wanting to fuck this ridiculous freak.

my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush

uh uhhh version without the apron under the cut for those who hate fun /j [and so the rendering ive done below it doesnt go to waste]

I forgot I have to be active here so here’s my Twitter tutorial on how to draw folds I made a while back to help a friend!

Getting your teeth cleaned can be fun!

American Dental Association poster (1954)