Orinsaxophone - Eek!

There is always time for dental hygiene, Seymour!

the music nerd in me is absolutely eating this up rn

oh also, fun little tidbit about orin's songs: dentist has very prominent and consistent percussion (im convinced it was inspired by "oh yeah, maybe baby" by the crystals.) this sets him up as a character who is stable, powerful, methodical, and consistent in his actions. its also a musical contrast to audrey, whose music is very melody-focused

now (it's just the gas), on the other hand (specifically during orin's parts) is the complete opposite. the rhythm speeds up and slows rapidly, which not only makes it a horrifically difficult song to play and perform, it also symbolizes his slow fall toward death! as he gets weaker, that steady rhythm he once had fades and it becomes more erratic and inconsistent. its super clever and im surpised i havent found other mentions of this

Steve Martin in the mid-‘60s

Randal Kleiser, Grease (1978)

There's probably a thing like... Reverse clown fetish. Being turned on by the idea that someone is deeply embarrassed by the fact that they want to fuck you. Being into the fact that fucking you would be deeply humiliating. Subjecting somebody to the mortifying ordeal of even admitting to wanting to fuck this ridiculous freak.

historical transmascs when you open a bag of sour gummy worms:

James Barry/Billy Tipton/Alexander Alexandrov/Lou Alcott/Ljuba Prenner/Piotr Odmieniec Włast/Amelio Robles Ávila/Alan L. Hart/Lobzang Jivaka (Michael Dillon)

(This in itself is already forcemasc and that's just the regular caption. I just really wanted to post this)

Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys.

Make your lives extraordinary.

hey Elvis is the glass half full or half empty to you?

Woah mama it depends on whether you're filling or emptying

the 'what if you played it a little risky' post literally Changed my life but i cant fujkign find it in my blog because its. a tiktok screenshot