Is This Even Funny I Dont Think Its Funny Im Not Putting It In The Tags

Dazai, texting: guys i found a lost cat can someone run to the store and get some food for it

Kunikida: I’m running behind schedule, so unfortunately no

Kenji: :o what kind of cat is it?

Yosano: Can you show us the cat?

Dazai: [image sent]

Yosano: oh

Ranpo: dazai that's a fucking tiger

My hc when Atsu is being nervous he starts throws in random facts or nonsense about the Bible. On purpose or not? It depends

Also shout-out to @inamagicalhallucination and her old(?) hc Aku being Atsushi's interpreter

*after a hard and bloody mission*

rando: how can you handle so much pain?

Atsu: well do you know that lady gaga in bible...*keeps talking bullshit*

rando: what

Aku: he's fucking with your head, so he can fuck away your dumb questions out of your head

Hc that when Beast Atsushi killed the headmaster he just went silent to a frightening degree and even when he got back to the PM headquarters even when B!Dazai was doling out his punishment he didn't make a single sound stuck in his mind to the point that it actually unnerved Dazai.

BDUBS THE THING (1982) DUB LIVE IN THE YOUTUBE COMMENTS

victors

IM MAKING A BSD COLLAGE AUUUUUUU

This is just a dorm room 4 Atsushi and Akutagawa and they are going to be the main characters of this au 😼 (yes it will be shin Soukoku) BE PREPARED 😈🔥💯 (also they have matching plushies the one with Rashomon is atsushi’s and the one with the tiger is Akutagawa’s)

one time atsushi came to the office (mayhaps after not sleeping well/at all for a few days), noticed that everyone was cooing over a cat that looked suspiciously like his tiger form and thought he was being replaced and cried himself to sleep that night

dazai: hey atsushi look at what-

atsushi, already crying: how could u

dazai:

the agency:

(on the other hand if he sees akutagawa with a cat replica of him he coos and teases — a man of duality)

(atsushi when the agency looks at someone/something like him: oh so this is what akutagawa feels like so this is heartbreak and betrayal. love nothing because everything only ends. they have found a better version i am just the prototype everyone will forget

 atsushi when akutagawa breathes in the general direction of something/someone like him: lmao what r u? obsessed with me?? are u in love with me akutagawa is that it?? ha.)

Fanart for @xmaruu11 and @kitsuneisi's Desert Duo Vigilante AU!

*Reposted to main blog*

I wanna beeeeeee famoussssss

Cleo gets two versions bcs I am NOT used to seeing humancleo rather than zombiecleo. I based the confessionals off of random moments from various seasons 😼

Atsushi likes reading. I really like the symbolic meaningfulness that has to it. Much like Oda is the writer character (and the author's self-insert), Atsushi is the character who reads. In a series which is so intrinsically tied to the theme of literature to the point of having the word literature in its own title, with uncountable meta reflections of books being written on to create reality, characters fighting their already written narrative, endless loops of characters who are writers who are characters who are writers, Atsushi, as the Bungou Stray Dogs protagonist, owes a strong and deep connection to books as the reader character. He's the reader, and not the writer, because of the active role he plays, because he's the pov we experience the story through, because he interacts with the world firsthand but is oblivious to the overarching plot; and so he's the character the reader is supposed to feel the strongest connection with, and that's why he himself becomes a reader.