what fishing can do to a man
*Reposted to main blog*
fuck EVERYTHING i’m writing transfem Atsushi. Byakko is Atsushi and Atsushi is Byakko. Byakko is female. OH WOULD U LOOK AT THAT!!!
Also wouldn’t it be cool if like… Byakko was able to change Atsushis gender bcz Byakko is biologically female and Atsushi is biologically male??? What if Atsushi was more powerful in this female form and then realised holy crap this feels so right. Asks around and oh!?!? people ARENT meant to feel weird in their bodies??? oh! hmmm why do i feel more comfortable in this female body??? HMMMMMMMM
Ps: DO NOT COMMENT/REPOST THIS SAYING ‘ohhh that’s cool op but transmale atsushi’ THATS NOT WHAT THIS IS ABT!!!
Atsushi my sassy king
What if BSD characters had YouTube channels (Based on this tweet)
Random bsd thought: what if Dazai overall actually has the most basic music taste of the cast
Dazai hates big group events where everyone needs to go somewhere because if he’s riding in a car with Chuuya and Kunikida they’re playing queercore and folk punk and shit,
and if he’s riding with Akutagawa and Atsushi they’re playing depressing nu metal and emo classics
and Yosano and Ranpo only play like, bad bitch music,
and the black lizard listen to the most horrendous mixture of classical music, dad rock, and EDM because they just shoved all their songs onto one playlist and called it a day,
the Tanizaki’s and Kenji are a huge toss up but it usually ends up being musical theater…
and Dazai just wants to listen to like. The Barbie soundtrack, but no one trusts him with the aux cord no matter how much he promises he’s gonna play something normal
Like he’ll be in the back of a car texting Chuuya like “can I pleeeaasseee ride with you guys on the way back, Atsushi and Akutagawa have been playing EAT on repeat for forty five minutes and I’m gonna hear Poppy in my fucking nightmares for weeks”
And then he’ll get in the car after whatever and Kinikida grabs the aux and Dazai’s like “oh thank god, surely Kunikida of all people will have a normal playlist”
And then he sees Kunikida pull up a song called “vagina police” and crank the fucking volume and he realizes very quickly that his headache will not be going away any time soon.
She Chuu on my ya till I Nakahara
Bsd 122 spoilers
What in the gay ass uno reverse
ATSUSHI'S SOFT SMILE 😭😭😭THE SHOCK AND FEAR ON AKUTAGAWA'S FACE AS HE REMEMBERS😭😭😭😭 "You fool"😭😭😭😭😭
Is now a good or bad time to post about how Atsushi's Byakko is a metaphor for neurodivergency.
atsushi learns to take care of long hair via kyouka - he's watched her do her hair and has helped her do it enough that he's pretty okay with it now
one day, kunikida's hair just keeps on slipping out of his pony tail and atsushi, noticing his frustrations, offers to brush it and tie it for him
he enjoys doing kyouka's hair, dont get me wrong, but he thought it was just a kyouka only thing - after all how could atsushi not want to do things for kyouka who was like a sister and who deserved help or assistance in small things if she so asked - atsushi didn't realize how much he was doing it to show his own affection for her
he finds as he's brushing hair, that its just a way he's been showing kyouka he likes her and now w/ kunikida
anyway atsushi ends up braiding kuni's hair while he's working, and is buzzing with this newfound understanding of another way he can show affection
and with the comb tightly in his hand he asks if anyone else would like him to brush his hair, as nonchalantly as he can
naomi takes one look at his tail wagging, w/ atsushi unaware, and says yeah sure and lets him brush her hair and tie it up
she even tells him to brush juni's hair - which isn't long at all but its still fun
the next day yosano asks atsushi if he could tie up her hair and even ranpo lets him brush it back once
slowly atsushi works his way through everyone in the agency
other than dazai
atsushi offers his services to dazai too
but dazai always refuses - he jokes about atsushi only not doing his hair and when atsushi says he will, dazai gets weirdly quiet and changes the topic after a minute
anyway
atsushi does end up doing dazai's hair, not just brushing, but washing and drying and pushing it out of his face, but its on one of those weeks where dazai cant bring himself to even get out of bed and atsushi decides to take care of him instead
anyway thank you person who said atsushi wants to braid kunikida's hair i love u
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also atsushi doing gin's hair and akutagawa walking in is a funny image in my head
gin atsushi friendship >>>>>>>>>>>>>
gin atsushi friendship while akutagawa doesn't even know his sisters besties w/ his crush enemy and walks in on them having spa days and talking shit about akutagawa
shit as in "dumbass doesn't even know im in love with him" "my brother doesn't even know he's in love with you he's a special type of stupid"