Purple Harlequin Toad

Woah mama they put a badly photoshopped image of me in the Dashcon Ballpit

Timelapse fungus gifs

Wow Ma'am does anyone need to get gay married? The Imitator does weddings. huah-ha-huah *cunty Elvis pose*

Yeah, English is weird. But it can be understood through tough thorough thought, though

I apologize if I, John Lennon, hurt anyone’s feelings! Other than Paul McCartney

Hi Tumblr gays!

What am I eating? Oh, just this juicy, sweet, rich apple! Do you want some? I think you should have it. Eat the apple. Eat it.

inspired by something a buddy of mine said in call